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#121
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Who are you callin' a drunk, pal?

Who you calling 'pal', friend?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#122
Quote by yoman297
just lost NoFap

had biggest load of life

forgot kleenex


no fap is lame as shit

I think we should do a no porno month


that's actually feasible
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Last edited by Obsceneairwaves at Jul 5, 2013,
#123
Quote by Gorelord666

Quote by yoman297
just lost NoFap

had biggest load of life

forgot kleenex

so... what were you watching?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#124
I lost because of porn

it would be a good step in the right direction if we did a no porn month

@couple of posts above: hey look, it's Morning Coffee!
#126
How could you guys do this without me
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#127
Quote by yoman297
I lost because of porn

it would be a good step in the right direction if we did a no porn month

@couple of posts above: hey look, it's Morning Coffee!


Yeah dude, july has already started though.
Next month we'll do a no porn month

Quote by Nelsean


what the **** did I just watch
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#128
Quote by Hydra150
Who you calling 'pal', friend?

At this point I'd like to point out that the drummer in my band, and his now-wife are on honeymoon in Edinburgh, or somewhere nearby and tonight have been in Edinburgh... they visited a place we played on the last tour, and then went elsewhere and his wife posted the following FB status:

"If ya eva in Edinburgh and want to Rock till 3am go to OPIUM it was rockin till we dropped!"


If that doesn't say everything about Scottish culture, I don't know what does
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#129
Quote by eGraham
How could you guys do this without me

You gotta be vigilant, man, you knew the time was near.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#130
I've been gone for like 5 hours doing things outside, I'm not the essence of vigilance
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#131
I've been sat at a computer during the wee hours of the morning
all-nighters ftw
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#134
I went to see my family who live far enough away to not come by very often.

And then we lit off fireworks and bullshitted as we normally do.

All in all, worth not being on the first page. But just this once.

Knuckles, my plans are brilliant.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#135
Quote by guitarxo
is this the new chat thread?

hi guys

Hi
you just missed out on my UG top ten list, as decided by chat thread post count
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#137
Quote by Hydra150
I've been sat at a computer during the wee hours of the morning
all-nighters ftw



yeah all nighters on an internet forum!!




Quote by guitarxo
is this the new chat thread?

hi guys

yo
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#138
I can appreciate that list. I tried to beat off Will, with futility, as we ended up getting busy
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#139
Quote by eGraham
as we ended up getting busy

a fatal mistake
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#140
This threads top 10 list is way better
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#142
Me and phils switched places from the proper one
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#144
Quote by stepco12345
Is there gonna be a new betting thread?


I already said mine

oct 27th
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#145
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
This threads top 10 list is way better

Funnily enough, I'm inclined to agree at the moment.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#146
Quote by Dirge Humani
Lol yeah fucking right

Shush you, get back to drinking yourself out of the thread
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#147
Quote by Hydra150
a fatal mistake

I don't know why I would even say "we"

wtf
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#150
Quote by Dirge Humani
Lol yeah fucking right


dnt b jealous bby :hart;

Quote by DisarmGoliath
Funnily enough, I'm inclined to agree at the moment.


Any list that I'm part of people are naturally inclined to liking more than other lists

It's human nature
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#151
hi




#153
Quote by stepco12345
Is there gonna be a new betting thread?

Sure, the earlier it's made the better probably. I nominate that Weaponised does it again because I don't want to.
And Disarm should put a link to it in the OP of this thread.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#155
Quote by Dirge Humani
I can't all my whiskey is gone and I've probably sweated off like half of what I did drink because its 90 fucking degrees here.


You've broken the first rule of drinking...

ALWAYS buy another carton of beer/5th of booze before you start drinking.
ALWAYS

nothing's worse than running out
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#156
Quote by Dirge Humani
I can't all my whiskey is gone and I've probably sweated off like half of what I did drink because its 90 fucking degrees here.

You don't sweat out alcohol, or the by-products of alcohol, hence the 'saunas cure hangovers/sweat out toxins' thing is a complete myth. Not that you should care, because alcohol and such.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#157
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
You've broken the first rule of drinking...

ALWAYS buy another carton of beer/5th of booze before you start drinking.
ALWAYS

nothing's worse than running out


I bought three 5ths the other night and it still wasn't enough.
ayy lmao
#158
Quote by chookiecookie
Hi, new chat thread.

One or two of you know me, the rest of you don't.

Hi anyway.

Hey look, it's Joshua Garc... hey, wait a minute!
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#160
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
You've broken the first rule of drinking...

ALWAYS buy another carton of beer/5th of booze before you start drinking.
ALWAYS

nothing's worse than running out

Oh I know. I might go out tomorrow to buy a 12 pack of something. Or not, because it's 90 fucking degrees outside.