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#161
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Funnily enough, I'm inclined to agree at the moment.

Well the thread list doesn't have the presence of Ian, and if the chat thread ever does have a lot of Ian then it'll probably have less of other people.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#163
Quote by Hydra150
Well the thread list doesn't have the presence of Ian, and if the chat thread ever does have a lot of Ian then it'll probably have less of other people.
It's funny how nature balances itself
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#165
Quote by DisarmGoliath
You don't sweat out alcohol, or the by-products of alcohol, hence the 'saunas cure hangovers/sweat out toxins' thing is a complete myth. Not that you should care, because alcohol and such.

in my experiences, nothing cures a hangover better than a greasy eastern canadian poutine and gatorade




#166
Quote by chookiecookie
I bought three 5ths the other night and it still wasn't enough.


or a liter


And jesus man, I can only handle(aka being a complete mess no the floor) like a 5th and a half by myself

There had to be other people

in which case it's a 5th/carton for each of them, and for every 5 people get an extra one(or two)
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#167
I don't know what a '5th' equates too, because we use real measurements for our alcohol over here, not a fraction with no unit of measurement after it!
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#168
I just noticed that I've hat the first post on the previous three pages - can you imagine if somebody meticulously got the first post on every page of a long thread for months, only to have someone to delete a post from the first page towards the end.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#169
Quote by DisarmGoliath
I don't know what a '5th' equates too, because we use real measurements for our alcohol over here, not a fraction with no unit of measurement after it!


750mils

I'm pretty sure

EDIT: Basically, the smaller bottles of alcohol(not the tiny pusssy ass bitch ones, but the actual bottles) will be a 5th and the larger ones are a liter, or a liter and a half. that's only for average bottles though because every now and then there's some big **** off 5 liter bottle
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Last edited by Obsceneairwaves at Jul 5, 2013,
#171
Quote by Hydra150
I just noticed that I've hat the first post on the previous three pages - can you imagine if somebody meticulously got the first post on every page of a long thread for months, only to have someone to delete a post from the first page towards the end.


You're sounding like that adbot.
#172
Quote by DisarmGoliath
I don't know what a '5th' equates too, because we use real measurements for our alcohol over here, not a fraction with no unit of measurement after it!


1/5th of a gallon = 750ml

Quote by Obsceneairwaves
or a liter


And jesus man, I can only handle(aka being a complete mess no the floor) like a 5th and a half by myself

There had to be other people


IT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH, MAN! IT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH!

I'm a complete drunk
ayy lmao
#173
Quote by Hydra150
I just noticed that I've hat the first post on the previous three pages - can you imagine if somebody meticulously got the first post on every page of a long thread for months, only to have someone to delete a post from the first page towards the end.


Then it would look like you tried very hard to get the first post on each page but were a complete failure


And I'm actually on 30ppp atm because stepco said it was the master race, I'm actually enjoying it so far
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#174
Quote by chookiecookie

IT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH, MAN! IT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH!

I'm a complete drunk


shit dude, I'd suggest going to the pub for a few pints before you drink then

that way it'll be enough
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#175
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
750mils

I'm pretty sure

EDIT: Basically, the smaller bottles of alcohol(not the tiny pusssy ass bitch ones, but the actual bottles) will be a 5th and the larger ones are a liter, or a liter and a half. that's only for average bottles though because every now and then there's some big **** off 5 liter bottle


Ooooohhh, I get it now.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#176
30ppp is not master race, it's the Switzerland of the page count Europe
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#177
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
750mils

I'm pretty sure

EDIT: Basically, the smaller bottles of alcohol(not the tiny pusssy ass bitch ones, but the actual bottles) will be a 5th and the larger ones are a liter, or a liter and a half. that's only for average bottles though because every now and then there's some big **** off 5 liter bottle

1.5L is a handle because the bottles have handles on them.
#178
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
shit dude, I'd suggest going to the pub for a few pints before you drink then

that way it'll be enough


Lol. One time I drank 3 pints of beer and then decided I'd get a 5th of kessler. And I drank the whole thing in LITERALLY about 3-4 minutes. Guess what happened

Just had to tell you that story. It's one of my favorite things to bring up.

Quote by Dirge Humani
1.5L is a handle because the bottles have handles on them.


I've currently got a 1.5 that's just a big ass bottle
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Jul 5, 2013,
#179
Surely a 5th should be the 20cl bottles (small ones), then you have 500ml, 700 or 750ml and 1L?
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#180
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Surely a 5th should be the 20cl bottles (small ones), then you have 500ml, 700 or 750ml and 1L?


750ml is a fifth.
ayy lmao
#181
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Ooooohhh, I get it now.


I saw it before you edited


for beer I can handle about 8 pints without needing help walking home
anything after that and I'll be on the floor

Quote by eGraham
30ppp is not master race, it's the Switzerland of the page count Europe


Try it, it's acutally alright

That's what europe said about switzerland isn't it ;_;

Quote by Dirge Humani
1.5L is a handle because the bottles have handles on them.


I didn't actually know that


and awesome cookie
I'd quote you but I'm done quoting for this post that's way too much
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#182
Quote by eGraham
30ppp is not master race, it's the Switzerland of the page count Europe


Way to catch up, Eggman.
#183
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Surely a 5th should be the 20cl bottles (small ones), then you have 500ml, 700 or 750ml and 1L?

750mL is a fifth because it is about 1/5 a gallon. Since liquor used to be sold by the gallon in barrels, 1/5 a gallon became a standard measure.
#185
Quote by bradulator
this thread sux

u suck
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#186
I saw the posts on this page in such a random order it seems I swear I only had a few to drink earlier!
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#189
Quote by bradulator
this thread sux

That's what yo' momma said 'bout my sweater... such a thinly-veiled excuse to get me all up in her face and business and panties.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#190
Is everyone currently posting in this thread ****ed up?
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Jul 5, 2013,
#191
Quote by Dirge Humani
750mL is a fifth because it is about 1/5 a gallon. Since liquor used to be sold by the gallon in barrels, 1/5 a gallon became a standard measure.

I've got no idea why we use a fifth as a measurement then

Like, we don't use gallons

atleast I don't think we do
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#192
Quote by Hydra150
I removed it from that thread straight away too, didn't want to give those criminals jerk off material.
It was just cuz you said this was the first time you ever showed your face on UG, so I thought I would help you change that by putting it somewhere


i'm not a huge fan of putting my face on the internet so i really appreciate that

also they would totes jerk off to me

edit: all denominators must be a power of 2. that is the american way.
#193
Quote by stepco12345
Also, we're approaching 200 posts in 2 hours.

Which is why the betting thread shouldn't be opened quite yet, any extrapolations of when the thread will end will be off due to an initial increase in activity.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#194
Quote by stepco12345
Also, we're approaching 200 posts in 2 hours.


It's saturday morning, and I've got nothing better to do

Quote by chookiecookie
Is everyone currently posting in this thread ****ed up?


No but I was pretty ****ed up last night

I don't think I'm supposed to drink alcohol with the pills my doctor gave me but it made for a good night so it's all good

that probably explains this hangover though
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#195
Quote by chookiecookie
Is everyone currently posting in this thread ****ed up?

Not me
But I have work in the morning, so it's probably for the best
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#197
Quote by Dirge Humani
A fifth is easier to say than 750mL or a 3/4

But fractions are so olde timey
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#198
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
It's saturday morning, and I've got nothing better to do


No but I was pretty ****ed up last night

I don't think I'm supposed to drink alcohol with the pills my doctor gave me but it made for a good night so it's all good

that probably explains this hangover though


What kind of pills?

I mix pills with all of my alcohol, son. Damn it, man, step up your game.
ayy lmao
#199
Quote by Dirge Humani
A fifth is easier to say than 750mL or a 3/4


makes sense to me
Quote by Hydra150
But fractions are so olde timey


well, australia(particularly western australia) is like 20 years behind the rest of the world so that makes sense too
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#200
Quote by chookiecookie
What kind of pills?

I mix pills with all of my alcohol, son. Damn it, man, step up your game.


couldn't tell you

He said take these and I said with pleasure sir(in the fashion of a clockwork orange)
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.