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Chicks who appear to be thin judging by the top half of their body, but are actually morbidly obese on the bottom half. I have never before seen this in my life but I have seen 3 like this in the last week, first one was a chick last week who was working in KFC, she was serving me, and I actually thought she was hot because I could only see the top half of her body over the counter, but when she turned around and walked away to get my food, she was actually morbidly obese. Her body was so out of proportion, she had huge fat legs and waist lol, WTF is up with that, then the other day I was out in town and I saw this chick who wasn't morbidly obese, but still, her body was still not in proportion, the worst thing was she was wearing really short denim shorts, like the fat on her legs was banging together as she walked creating cellulite-in-motion lol, how did she not notice lol , another I saw was also like this, WTF is up with that ?
#4
You mean like badonkidonk?

I mean, I've seen a big old ghetto booty before, but the way you describe it is cartoonish and comical.

EDIT: and metal4eva, the term is Negress.
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#6
the aliens have long been using a device to create a more perfect human specimen, but after the defeat of the grays at the hands of our now-dead great leader kim jong il, the anti-gravity devices are no longer being implanted in the world's now-teenage women, resulting in the fat in a women's body settling into the more naturally comfortable area in the lower waist
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Quote by snipelfritz
You mean like badonkidonk?

I mean, I've seen a big old ghetto booty before, but the way you describe it is cartoonish and comical.

EDIT: and metal4eva, the term is Negress.

Nah, they where all white chicks, but still it was weird, anyone seen anything like this ?
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#14
I saw the same thing for the first time on the 4th. I was at a restaurant and I saw some chick with crazy huge fat waist and legs. She was so out of proportion that it was insane. Her face was even thin and pretty as well.

Hmmm, I find this thread incredibly odd at the timing.
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#15
HUGE****INGIMAGE


Why does and image that size, with that content, exist?

Also; I've seen it in old women occasionally.
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I saw the same thing for the first time on the 4th. I was at a restaurant and I saw some chick with crazy huge fat waist and legs. She was so out of proportion that it was insane. Her face was even thin and pretty as well.

Hmmm, I find this thread incredibly odd at the timing.

Yeah, that's what I mean, looking over the counter I was thinking this chicks hot, then she turns around and walks away and she's huge, it was a bit like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myT3HdR48HI
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Quote by Nelsean
I saw the same thing for the first time on the 4th. I was at a restaurant and I saw some chick with crazy huge fat waist and legs. She was so out of proportion that it was insane. Her face was even thin and pretty as well.

maybe it's a halfassed cellubration of american culture.
#19
Quote by metal4eva_22
They're called negros, or more politically acceptable, black women.

Not going to lie, exactly what I came into say.


They're known as "bootylicious"
#20
EDIT: ^When Carmel watched over the pit I got banned for linking to ED. Or maybe it was for telling someone to delete system 32.

So, this one time when I was at the gym on leg day, I saw this girl in yoga pants doing what I can only describe as glut thrusts. My god, her ass was so goddam delicious. I was at the machine behind her and I followed her (like a creeper) to the next machine and I began flirting with her. Eventually I asked her out and after a while I banged the shit out of her. My god. It was fanny-tastic.
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#21
None of you guys are getting it. It's not girls with nice full asses. We're talking horrible, fatty legs and hanging saggy grim butts
#22
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EDIT: ^When Carmel watched over the pit I got banned for linking to ED. Or maybe it was for telling someone to delete system 32.

both of those used to be bannable. but now the mods won't ban for anything.

especially jetfuel. he's the most laissez-faire moderator in all the history of the internet. the mods on /b/ seem like kim jong-il compared to him.
#23
Quote by willT08
None of you guys are getting it. It's not girls with nice full asses. We're talking horrible, fatty legs and hanging saggy grim butts

Exactly, like morbidly obese legs.
#24
As The Smiths once correctly pointed out:

'Some girls are bigger than others.'
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#25
*your link*

there's nudity on that page. I would have banned you if I was still a mod, just saying.
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there's nudity on that page. I would have banned you if I was still a mod, just saying.

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#28
They're called pears

edit; nevermind the pear, just pumpkins
#29
Not really a strange phenomenon. I'm quite accustomed to seeing it walking down the streets. Most of them are either black or arab though.

You propably mean something like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia
Cross-breeding tends to carry-over genes. Good chance they aren't alone in their family with such massive arses.
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They're called pears

edit; nevermind the pear, just pumpkins





#31
^

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#33
My family knows a woman like this. It makes me think of a snake that's trying to digest it's food.

Like she could use her waist as table space almost. My grandpa said that she could start charging for rides from one place to another.

It's weird...
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Well, he was born in '96, so he's...16?

Oh good god I feel old now
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#38
probably never heard of twerking aswell?
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#39
I thought the lolwut pear was banned? If not, it should be.

It's called swelling from a tight white ass taking a big black dick.
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#40
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Well, he was born in '96, so he's...16?

Oh good god I feel old now

'97, so i'm 15, and you should feel older.
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