Poll: Would it bother you if your girlfriend hypothetically banged Hitler?
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View poll results: Would it bother you if your girlfriend hypothetically banged Hitler?
Yes, it would.
35 58%
No, it would not.
25 42%
Voters: 60.
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#1
This thread is inspired by Chasing Amy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBlA_fsi_VE

and 37 Dicks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ

Aiight, let us pretend you've been going out with your lady friend for a few months and you "reckon" she's been a few guys, maybe 3 or 4. One day you figure you should ask her and your lady friend, being an honest girl, tells you her number, and boy, is it higher than you thought. Something like 30 something or 40 something.

How would you deal with it?

Would you opinion of her change?
Would you feel insecure?
Would you be cool with it?


...and what point are too many dicks too many dicks?
...what's the fine line between "liberated girl" to "slut girl"?

And bonus question: Would it bother you if your girlfriend had sex with Hitler? Hypothetically.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Jul 7, 2013,
#3
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#6
I'd date a porn star if I liked them. As far as I'm concerned it's just more experience for handling my cismale parts.
#8
Quote by Philip_pepper



How would you deal with it?
Would you opinion of her change?
Would you feel insecure?
Would you be cool with it?


Drinking
Yes
Yes
No.
ayy lmao
#11
I think that's just called having a wank.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
Quote by angusfan16
Eh doesnt bother me as long as shes clean.

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#15
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How do you hypothetically bang someone I wanna hypothetically bang someone!


Hypotheption.
#17
i'd probably feel a bit insecure at first but then i'll remember that she's still with me so who even cares that much as long as she doesn't have herps or some shit




#18
I don't have a specific number in mind, but trust me, you can feel when she's had too many dicks. I ****ed this 17 year old a few years back, and she was loose as a trash bag. I then found out that she apparently has ****ed triple digit dicks. I knew she was a slut, but that kind of grossed me out. Especially because she was only 17.

So I got myself tested, came back clean, and all was well.
#19
Sloots gonna sloot.
All fun aside, I wouldn't really care.
If she's clean, it's all good.
But seriously, why would you ask someone a question like that?
That's just asking for trouble.
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#21
I would be unpleasantly surprised but as long as I have not got any diseases. If I didn't have a clue til she told me it wouldn't be a big deal. Also I couldn't care less if she banged hitler.
This is quite a dumb thread.
#23
Quote by progdude93
I don't have a specific number in mind, but trust me, you can feel when she's had too many dicks. I ****ed this 17 year old a few years back, and she was loose as a trash bag. I then found out that she apparently has ****ed triple digit dicks. I knew she was a slut, but that kind of grossed me out. Especially because she was only 17.

So I got myself tested, came back clean, and all was well.

Wait... >100? I have a hard time believing that.. You would lose count long before 100

And to the op

I'm thinking at my age.. over seven would be pushing it
Last edited by Ssargentslayer at Jul 7, 2013,
#25
for a guy I wouldn't really care unless he lied about it. like if it was obvious he'd been with a lot of girls but then lied about it, or vice versa (though the opposite would be harder to pick up on). actually my bf lied about it at first but then he told me the truth the next day so it's ok.

I'm straight and it would matter even less to me for a girl. like if one of my friends told me she'd ****ed 300 guys I would have no reaction whatsoever because it doesn't affect me in any way. I actually have a friend who is up there and whenever people find out I'm her friend they say "You know she's a slut, right?" who even cares, as long as she's safe about it
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#26
If she has so many dicks going through her that you have to double park yours on her ass for an hour.

That would be too many.
#27
It depends on the circumstances. Like if she banged 40 guys at once I might not be comfortable with that.

If she just went out and hooked up with random guys I could probably live with that, though I would be more suspicious about her fidelity in the course of our relationship.

If she were in relationships with them she's probably pretty horrible to be around to have that high of a turn over rate.

If she hypothetically banged out Hitler I wouldn't blame her.
#28
Quote by Ssargentslayer
Wait... >100? I have a hard time believing that.. You would lose count long before 100

And to the op

I'm thinking at my age.. over seven would be pushing it


I don't know.... She lost her virginity on her 13th birthday. After a sollid 4 years of dickin' 'n' stickin', who knows what's been inside her?
#29
Look at it this way-- if you could bang 40 chicks, would you?

for me yes. so for this reason I wouldn't mind if a girl had done it with 40 guys.

if you're answer is no, then obviously your're not so into sex and maybe you ought to be with a girl who's more toned down anyway.

I would imagine that girl who's been around the block would be more open to things like swinging, and then you're relationship will never get stale. Honestly I would prefer to be with a girl that's not afraid of getting a few dicks.
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#31
Quote by progdude93
I don't have a specific number in mind, but trust me, you can feel when she's had too many dicks. I ****ed this 17 year old a few years back, and she was loose as a trash bag. I then found out that she apparently has ****ed triple digit dicks. I knew she was a slut, but that kind of grossed me out. Especially because she was only 17.

So I got myself tested, came back clean, and all was well.


Yeah I really doubt she's had over 100 dicks lol

quite a few maybe, not not 100 not even close
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#32
As long as she's not damaged goods then it's all okay.
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#34
You don't ask. The past is the past anyway. She is with you now, and if you decide to feel insecure over your sexual inadequacies, you've got bigger problems than your girlfriend having more sexual partners than you.

Also, never ask, no matter how curious you may be.
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#35
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i'd probably feel a bit insecure at first but then i'll remember that she's still with me so who even cares that much as long as she doesn't have herps or some shit


correct answer
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#36
Quote by Nelsean
You don't ask. The past is the past anyway. She is with you now, and if you decide to feel insecure over your sexual inadequacies, you've got bigger problems than your girlfriend having more sexual partners than you.

Also, never ask, no matter how curious you may be.

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#37
Dating or sleeping, if she's been with a lot of guys: Don't expect things to repair themselves smoothly when the relationship goes sour.

This applies to both genders. When it's over, it's probably over for good. You're just another number to him or her.
#38
Quote by skylerjames13
Yeah I really doubt she's had over 100 dicks lol

quite a few maybe, not not 100 not even close


If you don't think a hot ass ravegirl with self-esteem problems can **** 100 dudes in four years, then you're delusional.
#40
The girl I'm seeing has definitely had more sexual partners than I have, and she's probably been with more girls than I have, but I'm not even going to ask. I don't really need to know and I don't think it would change my opinion in the end.
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