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#1
Tell me about it, what happened, how did it happen? What was it like? What was your reaction to feeling/seeing your first dick in your butt? That you can remember!

And I've been single for a year now, soo inb4....




#4
It was my older brother, and I was thoroughly aroused ;_;
It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
It was my aroused brother, and I was thoroughly older ;_;
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#8
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my first time was in 3rd grade when someone dared the kid sitting next to me to go to www.ass.com on the teacher's computer and he did. I don't remember my first irl butt though.
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#9
Same story as the boob one:

I was 18 and some black guy said I was hott on my fbook page, he pm'd me and said let's hang out. he gives me the address to a church. I get there and I'm like "Oh no, I'm prob gonna get carjacked." Then he comes outta nowhere hops on in, and in the middle of me saying "hey it's cool to meet you" he grabs my face and starts making out. Then he touched my wiener through my jeans and I'm like "omg a guys touching my wiener." Then he started blowin me and took off all his clothes and the first thing I did was revert back to my infancy and I sucked dem balls. As for his butt, he had on a purple thong and thinking of what I've seen in porno, I smacked his butt and then he put a dick in my butt XD.
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#10
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so there was this man at disney worlddidney worl...........

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#11
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fixd 4u m8

oh my god thank you m8 i almosty mised that thank you m8 i love you forever and always.
#15
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Same story as the boob one:

I was 18 and some black guy said I was hott on my fbook page, he pm'd me and said let's hang out. he gives me the address to a church. I get there and I'm like "Oh no, I'm prob gonna get carjacked." Then he comes outta nowhere hops on in, and in the middle of me saying "hey it's cool to meet you" he grabs my face and starts making out. Then he touched my wiener through my jeans and I'm like "omg a guys touching my wiener." Then he started blowin me and took off all his clothes and the first thing I did was revert back to my infancy and I sucked dem balls. As for his butt, he had on a purple thong and thinking of what I've seen in porno, I smacked his butt and then he put a dick in my butt XD.


God, I wish women were this horny around here...
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#16
Don't know when I had my first dick in my butt. I've had so many for so long. Putting things in my butt isn't even a thing I register as different.

A junkie lady grabbed my butt today though. She thought I was one damn fine piece of butt.
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#17
Last year when I was 14, me and a couple of friends, playing strip poker, there was 3 guys, 3 girls, also first time I seen p*ssy in real life.
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#19
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oh my god thank you m8 i almosty mised that thank you m8 i love you forever and always.

dont u worry m9 (1 mor den m8) i got u bb :hart:


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Last year when I was 14, me and a couple of friends, playing strip poker, there was 3 guys, 3 girls, also first time I got dicks in my butt.

inb4 the dicks mirror mirror thread




#20
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But little did she now, that inside you... there stirred a rayge

She felt the rayge once she grabbed me.

It's the rayge that keeps them begging for more.
#21
Don't even try to tell me you got a dick in your butt in person before some dude mooned you...
#22
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Don't even try to tell me you saw a girls ass in person before some dude mooned you...

This this this. I thought mooning your friends or being mooned was one of the earliest forms of male bonding you were capable of. It's a long time until some men are mature enough to hug each other, but many a man has seen many a moon before he's a man.
#23
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Don't even try to tell me you saw a girls ass in person before some dude mooned you...

did you grab it?




#26
As soon as I wake up this is the first thread I see.


**** this im going back to sleep
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#27
I've never sticked my own dick in another's butt much less the reversal. I'm like UG's king of pussy, but I've never felt the need to go into that realm.

Maybe that's what happens when you bang the same chick over and over again. I only did that once and we moved to different positions, rooms/things to bang on (her fave was the bathroom sink), we never even did it in the shower, but still, I didn't want to do it in the butt. As long as I could see those tits and that face (I still have dreams about how she'd look at me when we ****ed), I didn't need the butt.

No matter how many black dicks were in her pussy first (she admitted to having jungle fever and blowing Capadonna) I was happy with her pussy...and the back of her throat.

EDIT: I miss that girl. Not the crazy republican side, but i kind of miss her, the super wet always down to **** side.


EDIT2: I just sent this girl a long emotional FB message after not talking in over a year.
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#28
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One awkward butt event was around 9th grade when a guy tried to pants someone who was at least a foot taller in the cafeteria. The belt/pants were too tight, so he just stood there in front of everyone groping at the ass-crotch area of this massive dude for at least a full minute before the tall guy laid him out.
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#29
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Keep us posted gurl

Oh, I'm expecting no response at all.

If not it will be very angry.

Either way, it won't be at 4:30 am
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#35
See, I'd wanna say it would be lolmnt, but it's 7am on the east coast, so it makes more sense that it would be a britmod....
#36
Oh, I didn't realize it's been this way for that long. Yeah, that makes sense then. Could've been jay.
#37
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Better questions...


How many dicks in your butt are too many dicks in your butt?


More than two at a time is generally considered bad form.
#38
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More than two at a time is generally considered bad form.


Only if you have bad form
#39
Yeah. Why do you think he's such a happy camper? Cos he's camping out with >2 dicks in his butt.
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