#2
I'm a dragon and both Cancer and Gemini. I hate being a dragon. It's so generic.
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#4
Apparently, I'm a Leo, and that's all the proof I need that horoscopes are full of crap - Leos are supposed to be quite bold and outgoing, right? Right, well I'm one of the most anti-social introverts you'll never meet.
#5
Pisces and it's pretty much dead on on my personality.
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#7
Cancer and Ox...
Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!
Party on Wayne. Party on Garth

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#8
I'm a Taurus, and it's pretty much spot on.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#9
Of course horoscopes are spot on. They're made to be so general so they fit any personality. People just think they're so unique that their horoscope only describes them.
#10
Quote by Ssargentslayer
Of course horoscopes are spot on. They're made to be so general so they fit any personality. People just think they're so unique that their horoscope only describes them.


People born the same month tend to act like each other.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#12
Aries master race.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#13
Pisces.
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#14
Quote by jjfeu662
People born the same month tend to act like each other.

That's a pretty bold* claim.

*in this context, the term 'bold' is a substitution for the term 'stupid'
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
Horoscopes are bullshit.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#16
My chinese horoscope is a watercock
And I'm a Sagittarius in normal horoscopes.
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#17
I'm Aquarius. It's really accurate apart from the unemotional and aloof part.
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#18
My Chinese zodiac is a monkey. I forget the element.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#19
Horoscopes are bullshit.

The scary part is, in some cultures, they "match the horoscopes" of people getting married to make sure their personalities are compatible.
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The solution is simple and obvious.

We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#20
Aquarius. The first thing I read about it is that they are concerned with bettering the world. Sooooo... nope. That's not me.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#21
Mine describes me and other Aries I know pretty well.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#22
If you really think the alignment of the stars can predict the way you are going to feel for the day then you're a moron.
#23
Virgo and Goat.

Also if you are interested in watching a hot chick yell and curse on youtube about astrology and make super broad generalizations about everybody, look up Alyssa Sharpe.
#24
Quote by BladeSlinger
Mine describes me and other Aries I know pretty well.

I thought you were better than this.
#25
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I thought you were better than this.

I never said I believed in it.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#27
Quote by Hydra150
That's a pretty bold* claim.

*in this context, the term 'bold' is a substitution for the term 'stupid'


I meant to say "some" before that, but I got kicked off the computer before I could edit.

I have met a lot of Tauruses who like pretty things, can be argumentative, and can persevere (Which are qualities I read on some zodiac website).
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#28
Sagittarius and Iron Goat.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#29
Quote by BladeSlinger
Aries master race.


mein nigga
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#32
I'm an Aryan.


Oh, this was a horoscope thread? I thought this was the religion thread....
#34
I almost wish I bought the zodiac bullshit, because I'd be an aquarius, and aquarius is the best one to be.
#36
my chinese zodiac thing is metal goat

the most kvlt zodiac thing of all
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#39
Gemini on stand by.

also its almost scary how accurate the horoscopes are for me
You know you're loved when someone breaks a guitar over your leg and everyone's more concerned about the guitar than you.

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