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So, everyone who's anyone obviously knows that Nirvana_Luvr and ehbacon are now engaged to be married. So we've got to plan a bachelor party for our man ehbacon.

Now, unfortunate restrictions apply as he is indeed underage. Severely underage. By like 15 years.

Plus, he hasn't yet had his cooties shot.

Ideas?

Also, if you have gift ideas, share 'em.

Who's bringing what?

BladeSlinger- juice packs (caprisun or...?)
Trowzaa- coke and sluts (amount of sluts...?)
Obsceneairwaves- Sam and hookers
progdude- all of you ****ers to Vegas
sca.smith- a flask of whiskey for himself and awkwardly mumbled pickup lines for the ladies
guitarxo- a table. because what if there are ants. and ice. for the caprisun (bladeslinger better ****ing bring caprisun )
metal4eva_22- lunchables and 14 year old emo usernames
macaschmakak- poles so he can watch NL16's bridesmaids dance on poles. they're dangerously young, but he doesn't care. what an analrapist.
LeakyFlask- earplugs for the geriatrics (like Slacker and theguitarist)
Leony03- outlawed Turkey Twizzlers (shit, NOW it's a party!)
Masquirina- Caramel Fondue Fountain (I can't wait to baste my nipples with this shit)
Ssargentslayer- ballpit
LostLegion- gasoline and a rag (for cleanup obvs)
Last edited by progdude93 at Jul 10, 2013,
#2
I'll bring the juice packs.
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#6
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I'll bring coke and sluts.


I hope by coke you mean coca cola, and I hope by sluts you mean sluts.
#7
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I want to get married.

If they have babies I will be the godmother. Calling it

I hear she's already pregnant
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#8
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Surely the only appropriate gifts are a whole load of irrelevant gifs?


What?

#9
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I hope by coke you mean coca cola, and I hope by sluts you mean sluts.

They'd get arrested for child molestation though.
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#10
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I hear she's already pregnant


WHAT!

ehbacon, I know you prefer rawdoggin' (you rawdoggin' sonofabitch), but for the love of christ, wrap your tool. I know you don't believe in cooties, BUT THEY'RE ****ING REAL BRO

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They'd get arrested for child molestation though.


He's getting married! The sluts are for us.
#13
I'll bring sam
It's over simplified, So what!

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#14
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WHAT!

ehbacon, I know you prefer rawdoggin' (you rawdoggin' sonofabitch), but for the love of christ, wrap your tool. I know you don't believe in cooties, BUT THEY'RE ****ING REAL BRO


He's getting married! The sluts are for us.

My girlfriend will beat me up if I have sex with bachelor party sluts.


Do bring sam.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#15
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My girlfriend will beat me up if I have sex with bachelor party sluts.


Do bring sam.


don't worry, I've got enough love for all the sluts

I'll take them off your di hands
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#16
No idea who this person is, so I'll just bring a flask of whiskey for myself, and my exquisite charm for the sluts.
"I remember when my parents told my brother he was adopted. I was a little confused myself, but it did explain why he's black."
#17
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My girlfriend will beat me up if I have sex with bachelor party sluts.


We're doin it big braj. Vegas. And what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless you contract it, in which case you're bringing it with you.
#19
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No idea who this person is, so I'll just bring a flask of whiskey for myself, and my exquisite charm for the sluts.

Look at this guy. This is going from a regular bachelor party to a gentleman's gathering.
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#20
Oh I'll bring a table. Because you can't just dump everything on the ground what if there are ants
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#21
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Oh I'll bring a table. Because you can't just dump everything on the ground what if there are ants

Now we're civilized even.


guitarxo is a bro anyway so she can stay.
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#22
I'll bring the bachelors
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#23
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Now we're civilized even.


guitarxo is a bro anyway so she can stay.


Agreed. Plus, without tables, where are the sluts and hookers supposed to dance?
#24
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I'll bring the bachelors


You're not invited, precisely because you WOULD bring bachelors.
#25
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Agreed. Plus, without tables, where are the sluts and hookers supposed to dance?

Ok, are we getting sluts and hookers? I gotta get some 1's if there are hookers.
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#26
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You're not invited, precisely because you WOULD bring bachelors.

Options:

a) I'm invited and bring bachelors and we all have a great time
b) I'm not invited and I come anyways and bring bachelors and you're all pissy about it and everyone but you has a great time
R.I.P. M.C.A.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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#27
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Ok, are we getting sluts and hookers? I gotta get some 1's if there are hookers.


that's strippers

hookers i've payed for in advanced
Don't worry bro i've got your back
It's over simplified, So what!

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#28
I've gotta throw in a few hookers. Like 3-7, depending on how many of us show up.

Also, we're trying something new. We're going to give new meaning to the slang term "coin purse" if you catch my drift.
#32
I can also get in contact with Major Lazer to play some tunes I guess
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#33
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AND ICE

you need ice for these sorts of gatherings.

you're right!
The hookers and sluts need hard nipples
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#34
Has someone got an iPod dock or something? I can provide the Venga Boys and Pearl Jam for tunes.
"I remember when my parents told my brother he was adopted. I was a little confused myself, but it did explain why he's black."
#35
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I can also get in contact with Major Lazer to play some tunes I guess


**** Major Lazer. I hate them more than Al Qaeda.
#36
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Has someone got an iPod dock or something? I can provide the Venga Boys and Pearl Jam for tunes.

Gotta be Greenday, man
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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#37
Or, the record label guy can just get some real bands to come, but noooooooo
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#38
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Or, the record label guy can just get some real bands to come, but noooooooo

ONLY GREENDAY
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#39
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Or, the record label guy can just get some real bands to come, but noooooooo


Look, the last thing we want is for this party to make sense.
"I remember when my parents told my brother he was adopted. I was a little confused myself, but it did explain why he's black."
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