#1
I recently bought a really old acoustic for a friend, from a friend, for 25KM (about 15$) and it turned out it's pretty much unusable. The guy doesn't want to give me money back (he said it was '...a very good guitar' and I believed him because he was a good friend of mine) so he just said he'll buy me a drink next time I go to his town. I'm pretty much frustrated about the whole situation.

So I need a little something to vent my frustrations on, and I ask YOU, the Pit, to give me the most creative ways of getting rid of the guitar you can come up with.
Thanks in advance.

Let the madness begin.
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#2
This one's crazy butttttt, throw it away in an environmentally friendly manner.
#4
Burn it, shoot it, throw it off a cliff, beat your friend with it, beat it with a baseball bat, etc.
#5
Use it as decoration?

I don't really see the point of getting frustrated over a $15 guitar
#6
Give it to a homeless gentleman. He may make better use of it than you - he may teach himself to play so well that he is booked for a gig every night, earning enough money to work his way out of homelessness. He'll move on to better instruments, sure, but he'll always look back, fondly, on that crappy guitar given to him on a whim by a random kind soul.

Orrr.... He'll trade it for drugs. Either way, he put it to good use.
#10
Become it, and then kill yourself.
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#12
Give it to someone who might appreciate it
like your little cousin, or someone you know is thinking about learning, or charity shop
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
Fill it with sand to make it sound like an electric.

I'll high five anyone who gets it.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Jul 10, 2013,
#14
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Give it to a homeless gentleman. He may make better use of it than you - he may teach himself to play so well that he is booked for a gig every night, earning enough money to work his way out of homelessness. He'll move on to better instruments, sure, but he'll always look back, fondly, on that crappy guitar given to him on a whim by a random kind soul.

Orrr.... He'll trade it for drugs. Either way, he put it to good use.


This is a good idea.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#16
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Use it as decoration?

Crap, you just gave me a useful advice. Now I don't want to do something awesome like blowing it up with TNT like mythbusters
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#18
You've paid $15 for a guitar... What did you expect.
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#19
Quote by kcmoon5150
You've paid $15 for a guitar... What did you expect.

I'd expect the strings to feel like razorblades, and to tune it every 5 minutes.

I had a guitar I'd sell for 15 bucks, it'd work, it just didn't sound to great, but it worked.
I repainted it and gave it away as a gift.
#20
Write ''i don't have friends, they're jusyt an illusioon and they use me'' on the front, then hit it against your head
#22
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Fill it with sand to make it sound like an electric.

I'll high five anyone who gets it.

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You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#23
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Fill it with sand to make it sound like an electric.

I'll high five anyone who gets it.


You say that like it didn't happen a year ago and no thanks.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Wait wait wait.


Does it really suck?
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#26
You're bitching about $15. What are you, 12 ?

Seriously though, it's just $15. You can always sell your blood for more than that.
#28
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You're bitching about $15. What are you, 12 ?

Seriously though, it's just $15. You can always sell your blood for more than that.

He lives in 100km distant town. I spent another 15$ on bus tickets.

And I disappointed a friend for whom I was buying the guitar in the first place.
He really wanted a guitar for 15$
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The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point


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#29
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You say that like it didn't happen a year ago and no thanks.

It didn't, it was from a few years ago.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
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#30
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It was reference to a certain troll thread a couple of years ago.


I know what it was a reference to.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
Quote by theogonia777
I know what it was a reference to.

Then you're just no fun.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#32
Give it to the owner, but place feces inside the sound hole.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all