Poll: Have you masterbated at work?
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View poll results: Have you masterbated at work?
No >_> <_<
5 28%
Yes
6 33%
Hell yeah!
2 11%
That is all i do at work.
5 28%
Voters: 18.
#1
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#2
I jacked off as a child whilst riding the bus a couple times, but this...
#3
That stick shift control.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#4
dat widespread injury.

Also lol @ the puns.

Oh the puns...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
Last edited by Nelshizzle at Jul 12, 2013,
#5
Its all I do since my work is a webshow for gay men that want to watch a slightly overweight male masturbate
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.