#1
Sauce

Tl;dr some woman was texting on her phone while walking by man, and then felt something wet on her butt and thighs noticed it was cum, the man admits she was hot.

First off: did he just blow a load on her, or is he carrying sperm in a cup or something?
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#3
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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#4
"Arrested ... Frank Short is accused of throwing his semen at woman"

He must have just like jacked off in the bathroom into his hand or something
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#7
At least she knows he's dtf
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#10
It looks like he shaves part of his eyebrows.
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#14
wtf lol. Lets just to go a supermarket and tag bitches we find hot with a spidermans. Ive heard of dudes at movie theaters n shit beating it onto chicks heads. Wtf.......
#16
Not sure if people are shocked of the fact he hurrled something on a woman(touching kind of) or the fact the hurdled fluid was sperm.

As if the bitches arent touching/swallowing it every second night.
#19
This wouldn't have happened if she had stayed in the kitchen.
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#20
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Guess she'll never semen the same way ever again eh?

...I'll get my coat

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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#22
When I stayed at a residential psychiatric hospital my roommate blew a load on a tissue in class and wiped it all on the guy in front of him without him noticing.
#23
Who thinks supermarkets are hot? Pervert.
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#24
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Guess she'll never semen the same way ever again eh?

...I'll get my coat

No, you're okay. Stick around for a bit.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#27
Old news brah. I remember the first time this thread came around a few years ago.

EDIT: What the ****? This happened again?!

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1270758
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#28
I heard about this story. I was almost crying of laughter at the mental image
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#29
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Old news brah. I remember the first time this thread came around a few years ago.

EDIT: What the ****? This happened again?!

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1270758


Must be a popular sport
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#34
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How'd he do it?


Genuine question, or are you looking for tips?
#35
99% sure this guy is real life Spider-Man.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#36
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How'd he do it?

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out,
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your head in,
You put your head out,
You put your head in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your butt in,
You put your butt out,
You put your butt in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your whole self in,
You put your whole self out,
You put your whole self in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

The Hokey Pokey!!
#38
sounds like an onion headline
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#39
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Guess she'll never semen the same way ever again eh?

...I'll get my coat

Oh god. Best pun ever. my insides...
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#40
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The last time I went to Walmart there was a guy that looked like Bill (from King Of The Hill) wearing a flowery dress with a bra and a purse He was just standing there digging in his purse in front of all the cash registers (already checked out) while some people watched in amazement. It took everything in me not to bust out laughing. I have to go to Walmart in a little bit, god knows what the hell I will witness this time. I see crazy azz $hit every time I go there.

Are you sure you weren't actually just watching this episode of King of the Hill?