#1
So Pit, share some moments where you look back at a time in your life and think "what a dickhead". I just remembered that when I was 10, in primary school we had started to get sex education in school, and one of my mates who was 13 told me to ask in school what the g-spot is, and I did ask, my teacher just said we can't about stuff like that in the class. Now i'm from Ireland, so we're talking a catholic primary school where we had to pray every morning before class started, so now I think of that moment and cringe, so, share your moments Pit ?
#2
My entire life is 'why did I do that'

I even question my morals when I eat mcdonalds
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
my entire life has been a ridiculous cringefest




#5
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My entire life is 'why did I do that'

I even question my morals when I eat mcdonalds

Why, where you abused as a child by Ronald Mc Donald.
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i think most of my moral dilemmas come from mcdonalds really


It's so true ;_;

We should start a support group for people that eat or have eaten at mcdonalds.

It's ok people you're not alone

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Why, where you abused as a child by Ronald Mc Donald.


If only
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#10
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My entire life is 'why did I do that'

I even question my morals when I eat mcdonalds


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my entire life has been a ridiculous cringefest


yup.
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#12
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ok

i was talking to a guy I liked on fb chat and relaying our conversation to a friend at the same time. he said "where are you going tomorrow" and I said "he said where are you going tomorrow" to my friend except I clicked on the wrong box and sent it to him instead and he never replied after that :c :c :c
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#13
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ok

i was talking to a guy I liked on fb chat and relaying our conversation to a friend at the same time. he said "where are you going tomorrow" and I said "he said where are you going tomorrow" to my friend except I clicked on the wrong box and sent it to him instead and he never replied after that :c :c :c

that's awful :c is ok tho shh he prob was a premature ejaculator or something

sorta similar thing happened to me.. i met a girl at a frat party and found out we had a lecture together so she gave me her number and we said we'd meet up before class or something.. fast forward a week to minutes before the lecture and i'm getting harassed by my friend asking me to hang out with him.. at the same time she sends me a "where are you?" text to which i replied "will you ****ing stop bugging me?" i realized i sent it to the wrong person 5 minutes later when i didn't see her waiting around and didn't know what to do with myself heh. i apologized to her and we're cool now but i still get embarrassed thinking about it




#14
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ok

i was talking to a guy I liked on fb chat and relaying our conversation to a friend at the same time. he said "where are you going tomorrow" and I said "he said where are you going tomorrow" to my friend except I clicked on the wrong box and sent it to him instead and he never replied after that :c :c :c

That's not that bad really, a bit awkward maybe, last year I was getting in trouble off one of my teachers for going on youtube in the school computer lab, I didn't realise she checks everyones history after class, so I kept denying I did anything. So she brings me down to the computer lab opens the door and there's this ginger guy out of one my classes sat there in the empty computer lab just casually watching cartoon porn, after that I was no longer enemy no. 1 lol, with me still there she goes through all this weird stuff he had been watching, and i'm talking really hardcore stuff, she says to him how he thought he wouldn't be caught and he said "If you got the urge you've got the urge" lol
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that's awful :c is ok tho shh he prob was a premature ejaculator or something

sorta similar thing happened to me.. i met a girl at a frat party and found out we had a lecture together so she gave me her number and we said we'd meet up before class or something.. fast forward a week to minutes before the lecture and i'm getting harassed by my friend asking me to hang out with him.. at the same time she sends me a "where are you?" text to which i replied "will you ****ing stop bugging me?" i realized i sent it to the wrong person 5 minutes later when i didn't see her waiting around and didn't know what to do with myself heh. i apologized to her and we're cool now but i still get embarrassed thinking about it

yes is ok now c:

oh no just reading that makes me feel how you felt oh god that must've been horrible. but good thing you're ok now 😺


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That's not that bad really, a bit awkward maybe, last year I was getting in trouble off one of my teachers for going on youtube in the school computer lab, I didn't realise she checks everyones history after class, so I kept denying I did anything. So she brings me down to the computer lab opens the door and there's this ginger guy out of one my classes sat there in the empty computer lab just casually watching cartoon porn, after that I was no longer enemy no. 1 lol, with me still there she goes through all this weird stuff he had been watching, and i'm talking really hardcore stuff, she says to him how he thought he wouldn't be caught and he said "If you got the urge you've got the urge" lol

no you don't understand he never spoke to me again even when we were in the same math class the following year

oh well he sucks anyway cuz I'm pretty sure nearly all girls do that and he should've known that

and wow I wouldn't like to be in your situation either
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#16
Oh another one which isn't really a story: every time I read something I wrote. Not cuz my writing is bad or anything but it just feels weird, it's like another version of me is talking to me inside my head.


and once I was on the train completely filthy since I'd just finished some fieldwork in a forest and on the way to the CBD since I wanted to eat lunch at a burger place there. I was standing on some suit's foot in my muddy shoes for 8 stops and I only realized at the 3rd stop but I couldn't move because it was too crowded. so I just stood there while he glared at the top of my head for 20 minutes. We both got off at the same stop and some guy was giving out free cotton candy at the station so I was about to take one but hesitated because someone behind me was about to take it. I turned around and it was the suit. he grabbed it too fast and it came off its paper thing it was wrapped around and fell in his bag and it was so funny I couldn't help but laugh and he looked like he was about to kill me so I ran away.
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#17
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
My entire life is 'why did I do that'

I even question my morals when I eat mcdonalds

This. Other questions I ask myself every day are "What am I?", "What have I become?" and "What the **** am I doing?"
#18
I thought it would be funny to talk about the "my first period" sketch from Friends to my parents friends. It was always one of my most favourite moments because of how awkward it was, even my parents don't laugh at it but I still do. Anyways, I still kinda self-cringe when I look back at my parents friends reaction when I said it. I must have been about 15 or 16 at the time.
#19
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
It's so true ;_;

We should start a support group for people that eat or have eaten at mcdonalds.

It's ok people you're not alone


If only

I ate at McDonalds once. It was on a cruise ship.

I swear that was my only option
#20
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that's awful :c is ok tho shh he prob was a premature ejaculator or something

sorta similar thing happened to me.. i met a girl at a frat party and found out we had a lecture together so she gave me her number and we said we'd meet up before class or something.. fast forward a week to minutes before the lecture and i'm getting harassed by my friend asking me to hang out with him.. at the same time she sends me a "where are you?" text to which i replied "will you ****ing stop bugging me?" i realized i sent it to the wrong person 5 minutes later when i didn't see her waiting around and didn't know what to do with myself heh. i apologized to her and we're cool now but i still get embarrassed thinking about it

I can go one better.

My guitar teacher at school and a fellow student share the same first name and as such, their names are adjacent in my phone. One day I was to take a lesson from my teacher and sit in on my mate's lesson as per our course requirements. Both my teacher and my mate had texted me within a few minutes of each other. I typed out a message that read "Oi, when's your lesson, cunt?" and received a message shortly after, from my teacher, that read something along the lines of: "I don't think this wasn't intended for me."


I didn't even realise I'd sent it to the wrong person until I went back to my sent messages. (Yes I have a phone so old that it doesn't show text exchanges between the same person as conversations.) He was pretty cool about it, but god damn was it awkward when I saw him later.
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#23
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this kinda except I don't really regret it. I just feel slightly embarrassed for a while and then I forget about it.
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#25
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this kinda except I don't really regret it. I just feel slightly embarrassed for a while and then I forget about it.


Sometimes fellow party-goers and friends don't let you forget about it though. But that's alright, you can just find there are occasional awkward moments around certain people.

If you want a regretful story, read one of my blog posts (think it's named 'party' or something along those lines).
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Sometimes fellow party-goers and friends don't let you forget about it though. But that's alright, you can just find there are occasional awkward moments around certain people.

If you want a regretful story, read one of my blog posts (think it's named 'party' or something along those lines).

yeah, as long as you don't care about it it really doesnt' matter. I did have an awkward 6 months with someone but it certainly wasn't regretful.

and congrats on remembering that night I suppose
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#27
One time when I was 10 years old I invited a friend over for an hour to play video games but the whole time I made him watch.

Another time when I was 12 I thought I'd locked myself in a bathroom in church because I only tried pushing the door open. After a minute of screaming and panic someone opened the door and everyone was looking at me (apparently they had heard me). I cried like a little bitch afterwards.

In the 9th grade some of my friends were talking about the homecoming dance and a decent looking girl who was part of the group but wasn't someone I knew well said she'd go with me after I said I had no one to go with, to which I replied "I don't even know you".

also every time I masturbate

#28
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Another time when I was 12 I thought I'd locked myself in a bathroom in church because I only tried pushing the door open. After a minute of screaming and panic someone opened the door and everyone was looking at me (apparently they had heard me). I cried like a little bitch afterwards.


I did this in an airport once when I was 14. it was a horrible smelly little bathroom and I was the only one in there and there were centipedes and roaches everywhere so I actually started crying because I thought no one would ever find me since it was a bathroom next to the immigration queues and I didn't know the language of the country. My mom found me though cuz she needed to use the bathroom and unlocked the door from the outside. So I was in line half asleep (it was 3 am) with eyes all red and puffy from crying and the girl in front of me turns around and goes HEY GUITARXO I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE ON THE SAME FLIGHT!!!! we're in the same english class, she's all hyped up about the summer reading list or something and I have to make small talk with her about it for half an hour while being sure that she had heard me wailing in the stupid bathroom. To make matters worse she had actually gone out of her way to make herself look nice after the plane landed and my hair was all gross and frizzy and the dry air had caused a massive zit attack. horrible experience overall
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#29
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In the 9th grade some of my friends were talking about the homecoming dance and a decent looking girl who was part of the group but wasn't someone I knew well said she'd go with me after I said I had no one to go with, to which I replied "I don't even know you".


more or less this.

when I was 14 or so, this pretty and nice looking girl was trying to ask me out in a sort of subtle way. I was able to pick it up, but because I was more interested in trying to get at this other girl I said something cringeworthy like "yeahhh but music is my lady" or some shit.

I didn't even get the other girl in the end.
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#30
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#31
This is a weird story thats kinda hard to explain:

So in my school there is this stair case between the Gym, and the room we used for all sorts of stuff, like a small Rec Room type thing. I had Gym last hour at the time. My class was in the "Rec room", when the class ended I told the teacher that I left my coat in the room and I went back to get it. Since the guys locker-room is connected to the Gym, she said I could just go down the stair-case to the gym. So I got my coat and went to the stair well only to find that the Gym door was locked. Went back to the Rec Room but that door was locked. So now I'm pissed. I start banging on the door that was locked to see if anybody was there who could let me out. After about 10 mins of that, I gave up. I go back down to where the gym is and I see the exit door leading out of the building, I grab the handle and pull and pull but it won't budge and I gave up on that too. So now I've been in that staircase for about an hour and I lean back on the exit door that leads out of the school, it opens and I fall on my head. I spent an hour in there when I could have just pushed the door instead of pulled it, I laugh about it today but I was really pissed then, didn't help that I had fallen on my head.
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#32
this thread is hilarious.

I saw an old colleague at some event and instead of the usual "how is everyone at ___" I said "is everyone okay?" I wanted to jump out the window.
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#33
(drunk) Putting my fingers in that fat bitch
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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