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#1
on the toilet? It's really great. The freedom! All the cold porcelain touching your naked skin. You should try it. It's a much better experience.
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#2
I hate sitting down naked. Makes me feel fat.
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#3
Depends how warm it is. Sometimes I treat myself and sit there for half an hour.
#4
I use to do it a lot but it was more a fear of losing control of my bowels and dirtying my clothes.
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#5
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I hate sitting down naked. Makes me feel fat.

No one is judging you when you're alone on your porcelain throne.
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#8
Quote by LostLegion
If I know I'm squeezing a fat one out I take my shirt off.

Yeah, I'm sure you do. Nothing better than kneading out the brown sugar in the nude.
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#9
I used to when I was younger. Now I kind of only do it before taking a shower. But needing to do it before a shower is kind of rare.
#11
I'm not a fan. I like being naked plenty of other times but not then.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#12
Quote by guitarxo
I never take my clothes off. Ever.

I bet you do take them off, with a body lilke yours.

I'm sorry that sounded way creepier than I intended. It was meant as a compliment, not as some cheap flirt. You're far too clever to fall for those.
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#14
Well...depends. Am I having sex or not? Though I don't really have sex on the toilet. I find it uncomfortable.
#15
Quote by Neo Evil11
Do you ever take off your clothes


What are these 'clothes' you speak of?
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#16
Only if it's f**king hot or I'm sick an feel f**king hot. It depends on the f**king heat.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
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#17
Quote by HardAttack
What are these 'clothes' you speak of?

Those things that prevent other people from observing your mantits.

And Crazysam, my nemesis, I don't think you have sex anywhere ever.
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#18
Quote by Neo Evil11
And Crazysam, my nemesis, I don't think you have sex anywhere ever.

Meh. You can think what you want. Doesn't make it true.
#20
Quote by LostLegion
If I know I'm squeezing a fat one out I take my shirt off.

Shit man, I thought I was the only one who did that. It's the only way to take a serious dump.
#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I hate sitting down naked. Makes me feel fat.

uh, you're not on stage, you're alone on the porcelain throne.
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No one is judging you when you're alone on your porcelain throne.

See? Put it in reverse and park that ass.
#24
Quote by DiminishedFifth
Depends how drunk I am.



I have a friend that is the same way. Too much hard A will result in him running around in his underwear.
#25
Every time. Why? I actually don't know. But I also take a shower after every dump as well.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#26
Quote by kozmo4200
I have a friend that is the same way. Too much hard A will result in him running around in his underwear.

For me it's kind of a flowchart that's really simple:

Am I sober?

- Yes?
- - - - Clothes stay on
- No?
- - - - "Hey host, do you mind if I take my pants off? No? Ok cool"

People are really lucky I don't just go around parading my helicopter dick everywhere when I'm fucked up. Cause I've thought about it. A lot.
#28
Quote by Masquirina
Woh it's like 110 degrees in my brain.

Impossible, then your brain would have been boiled ages ago and you would have been unable to make this post.
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#29
only in summers.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.



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#30
It depends.

Usually not, but if I'm doing something really nasty in there I usually take my clothes off just because...you know......
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#31
I don't mean if you're doing anything nasty or because it's warm. Just ... because you like it. Does sitting nude on the toilet give you satisfaction?
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#32
not particularly. it wouldn't give me unsatisfaction either. i'm either just wearing a shirt or not wearing a shirt.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.



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#34
Lol what the hell. You guys are so weird.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#35
I take everything but my shirt off. When I lean back, the porcelain is ****ing cold on my back.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


#36
I got stoned and tried this. It was pretty cold because of the air conditioning so my nipples got really hard? Is this normal? Am I gay?
#38
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I'm going to try this when I next make a splash deposit. If my dog can be naked when it poops, then why shouldn't I?

You get it.

Bonuspoints for Reverse nude cowgirl.
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