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Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#1
on the toilet? It's really great. The freedom! All the cold porcelain touching your naked skin. You should try it. It's a much better experience.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#2
I hate sitting down naked. Makes me feel fat.
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#3
Depends how warm it is. Sometimes I treat myself and sit there for half an hour.
Novacane...
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2008
177 IQ
#4
I use to do it a lot but it was more a fear of losing control of my bowels and dirtying my clothes.
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Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#5
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I hate sitting down naked. Makes me feel fat.

No one is judging you when you're alone on your porcelain throne.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#8
Quote by LostLegion
If I know I'm squeezing a fat one out I take my shirt off.

Yeah, I'm sure you do. Nothing better than kneading out the brown sugar in the nude.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,830 IQ
#9
I used to when I was younger. Now I kind of only do it before taking a shower. But needing to do it before a shower is kind of rare.
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,563 IQ
#11
I'm not a fan. I like being naked plenty of other times but not then.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#12
Quote by guitarxo
I never take my clothes off. Ever.

I bet you do take them off, with a body lilke yours.

I'm sorry that sounded way creepier than I intended. It was meant as a compliment, not as some cheap flirt. You're far too clever to fall for those.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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HardAttack
Head Injury
Join date: Apr 2005
1,658 IQ
#15
Quote by Neo Evil11
Do you ever take off your clothes


What are these 'clothes' you speak of?
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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brilliant
jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#16
Only if it's f**king hot or I'm sick an feel f**king hot. It depends on the f**king heat.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
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Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#17
Quote by HardAttack
What are these 'clothes' you speak of?

Those things that prevent other people from observing your mantits.

And Crazysam, my nemesis, I don't think you have sex anywhere ever.
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crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#18
Quote by Neo Evil11
And Crazysam, my nemesis, I don't think you have sex anywhere ever.

Meh. You can think what you want. Doesn't make it true.
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
916 IQ
#19
Only if I'm about to shower
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Mumbo Jumbo
F*ck Sh*t Stack
Join date: Mar 2007
100 IQ
#20
Quote by LostLegion
If I know I'm squeezing a fat one out I take my shirt off.

Shit man, I thought I was the only one who did that. It's the only way to take a serious dump.
Masquirina
glacierbot 5000
Join date: Nov 2012
130 IQ
#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I hate sitting down naked. Makes me feel fat.

uh, you're not on stage, you're alone on the porcelain throne.
Quote by Neo
No one is judging you when you're alone on your porcelain throne.

See? Put it in reverse and park that ass.
kozmo4200
UG Newbie
Join date: Apr 2008
311 IQ
#24
Quote by DiminishedFifth
Depends how drunk I am.



I have a friend that is the same way. Too much hard A will result in him running around in his underwear.
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#25
Every time. Why? I actually don't know. But I also take a shower after every dump as well.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
DiminishedFifth
Absolute Imperfection
Join date: Nov 2008
3,247 IQ
#26
Quote by kozmo4200
I have a friend that is the same way. Too much hard A will result in him running around in his underwear.

For me it's kind of a flowchart that's really simple:

Am I sober?

- Yes?
- - - - Clothes stay on
- No?
- - - - "Hey host, do you mind if I take my pants off? No? Ok cool"

People are really lucky I don't just go around parading my helicopter dick everywhere when I'm fucked up. Cause I've thought about it. A lot.
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#28
Quote by Masquirina
Woh it's like 110 degrees in my brain.

Impossible, then your brain would have been boiled ages ago and you would have been unable to make this post.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#30
It depends.

Usually not, but if I'm doing something really nasty in there I usually take my clothes off just because...you know......
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This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

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Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#31
I don't mean if you're doing anything nasty or because it's warm. Just ... because you like it. Does sitting nude on the toilet give you satisfaction?
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ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,304 IQ
#32
not particularly. it wouldn't give me unsatisfaction either. i'm either just wearing a shirt or not wearing a shirt.
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bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,475 IQ
#34
Lol what the hell. You guys are so weird.
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naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
1,034 IQ
#35
I take everything but my shirt off. When I lean back, the porcelain is ****ing cold on my back.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#36
I got stoned and tried this. It was pretty cold because of the air conditioning so my nipples got really hard? Is this normal? Am I gay?
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#38
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I'm going to try this when I next make a splash deposit. If my dog can be naked when it poops, then why shouldn't I?

You get it.

Bonuspoints for Reverse nude cowgirl.
Quote by Carmel
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