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31 49%
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#1
forever 21 is having a sale


okay now that all the girls have stopped reading, I have a serious question for you gentlemen. If you could have just about anything within reason and all you had to give up for it was an inch off your member would you do it?

ex. you want that new Jaguar XJL (who doesn't). Your wang is approx. 7in long from the base to the tip. You want the car? Give up an inch. Poof. You got the car but now you've got 6 inches left. Make them count.

this goes for anything. big house? cough it up. you want to live a quaint life? that's another inch etc

keep note of your size. you can only give what you got. you cant make 7 wishes and only have 4 inches, Zao-li. this is super srs btw id be very anxious about my decision. I might make like one wish and leave my krum alone.
pinga
#3
Hmm, on one hand I don't really care about its length, on the other, I don't really want anything.
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#6
I could spare a few inches, no prob.
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#9
what if I want my "wang" to be 1 inch longer? Do I get nothing? What If I wanted my wang 2 inches longer, would I only get 1 inch longer?

Edit: also, are we cutting it off, or is this a magical 1 inch shorter type thing?
Last edited by ehbacon at Jul 17, 2013,
#10
there is no wishing for inches as it would defeat the purpose of the question
pinga
#11
Actually I'm not a fan of their clothes, but maybe just HEY THIS IS ABOUT PENISES
#13
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there is no wishing for inches as it would defeat the purpose of the question


that doesn't answer my cutting question...
#14
Are there penis enlargement surgeries? If so, couldn't you just have the inch go away, and then like get a kickass island and sell it and get the surgery with money to boot?
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#15
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that doesn't answer my cutting question...

For cheating it would be chopped off and flattened/stretched to the length you "wished" for, then sewn back on.
#16
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Are there penis enlargement surgeries? If so, couldn't you just have the inch go away, and then like get a kickass island and sell it and get the surgery with money to boot?

They sort of make your dick look ugly and make you lose sensitivity and pleasure in the process of making the dick bigger. It is relatively common in the porn industry, but it isn't really a realistic option for normal people. Certainly isn't necessary.

Youtube gets weirdsometimes.
#17
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For cheating it would be chopped off and flattened/stretched to the length you "wished" for, then sewn back on.


so it wouldn't be grated like cheese?
#19
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They sort of make your dick look ugly and make you lose sensitivity and pleasure in the process of making the dick bigger. It is relatively common in the porn industry, but it isn't really a realistic option for normal people. Certainly isn't necessary.

Youtube gets weirdsometimes.

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#20
no wishing for anything that would negate the effects of losing an inch. period. no dick surgeries no wishing for inches, nothing. you want a wish, you gotta pay the dick chopping genie, no way around it lads
pinga
#21
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You don't even understand. I eat brownies and get trapped in these huge youtube cycles. I've watched videos on dropping rocks down thousand + metre holes, chopping branches off trees with chainsaws attached to helicopters, first person views of going through carwashes (dem psychedelic suds), anything can happen after a certain point.
#22
1 inch isn't going to make much of a difference here tbh. Maybe if I had to give up like half, then I'd have to think about things.
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#23
Hmmmmm.

1. Bitchin' house somewhere in Europe
2. Awesome sports car
3. All dah money
4. A hot girlfriend who plays flamenco jazz
5. Breast implants
6. Gender reassignment surgery

dididoitrite?
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#24
What does the dick chopping fairy do with my inch? Does he devour it over a slow burning flame after jacking off to it or does he just throw it in a pile with all the others? I gotta know these things
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#25
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Hmmmmm.

1. Bitchin' house somewhere in Europe
2. Awesome sports car
3. All dah money
4. A hot girlfriend who plays flamenco jazz
5. Breast implants
6. Gender reassignment surgery

dididoitrite?

cheeky **** yeah that's fine but you forgot to wish that your girlfriend be bisexual so now you lost her m8
pinga
#26
If infinite money and happiness are options, yes I would probably do it

If not, there are just some things in life you don't mess with, and a man's dick is something you do not mess with. It's a sacred thing.
#27
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What does the dick chopping fairy do with my inch? Does he devour it over a slow burning flame after jacking off to it or does he just throw it in a pile with all the others? I gotta know these things

he puts in a little bag with other various inches and beats you with it every night

like so


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsUmP1PGBGE
pinga
#28
If I can't earn it, I don't want it.

That aside, I don't think the phrases "Serious question" and "no girls allowed" have ever been successfully used to describe the same thing.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#29
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That aside, I don't think the phrases "Serious question" and "no girls allowed" have ever been successfully used to describe the same thing.

it has now
pinga
#30
If I'm 70 years old and haven't saved a dime for my kids/grandkids, then yea, I'd start trading away chunks of dick and other extraneous body parts for houses, money and stuff.
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#31
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it has now

I suppose if you'd define this little venture as successful, then yes.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#32
As long as it wasn't a chop if it off and it was a magical shrinks 1 inch situation than I would trade an inch to be a billionaire. For sure.
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#33
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Wish for additional inches and use them for other wishes?


This.
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#34
what's with us dudes and hypothetical dick questions?

with that said, yeah, i'd trade an inch for a billion or even a few million.

i can spare it.
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#37
I would wish for the ability to understand the world in a way where it is guaranteed that I can make myself a vast fortune and surround myself with people I truly love and that truly love me.
Anything less that that isn't worth an inch off my pole.
#38
My dick is fine the way it is, it's my #1 pastime and source of happiness.
I'd give a ball for a nice car or something though.
#39
id honestly only give up one inch. itd be stupid to ask for a nice car and or house cause I can just wish for a lot of money and then buy all the shit I want. I can spare one inch but not like 4 or anything chill w dat shit
pinga
#40
can i wish for a Mr. Fantastic dick?

lose an inch to gain the ability to stretch it to any length or shape you please?

i'd make that bet.
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