Poll: Should Canada buy Detroit
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View poll results: Should Canada buy Detroit
Hell yeah
49 47%
Nah
17 16%
Clean it up and maybe
17 16%
Where is Canada?
21 20%
Voters: 104.
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#2
Trying to sell Detroit is like trying to trade an apple at a high school lunch table. It has negative value.
#3
Firebomb the entire 8-mile area and that'll up the value of the area.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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#5
i don't want that shithole becoming a part of my glorious country




#8
You don't want Detroit. Trust me.

Shit, even Robocop doesn't even want Detroit at this point!
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#9
Okay, if you guys get Detroit then who gets the Insane Clown Posse?

We don't want them anymore.
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#10
Quote by Thrashtastic15
do we get to deport all of the americans? can we make them take scarborough?

your timing is impeccable




#11
We'll take Scarborough, I mean Simon & Garfunkel sang about it so it must be a nice place


USA easily wins the trade, Canada would be stuck with Kid Rock
#12
If I was Canadian I wouldn't want my country to be associated with Detroit.

For real though that would be dumb, for a number of reasons.
#13
I live in Windsor so I basically already live in the Canada-owned Detroit (Windsor is adjacent to Detroit, for those wondering).
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#18
Quote by Masquirina
Seriously though which province would win a turf war? And why?

Ontario, look at a map.
#19
Quote by Thrashtastic15
do we get to deport all of the americans? can we make them take scarborough?

If you deport all the Detroit people, please don't deport them to America. We don't want them.
#20
Quote by TheChaz
If you deport all the Detroit people, please don't deport them to America. We don't want them.

Where do you think we would deport the Americans to, Croatia?
#22
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Where do you think we would deport the Americans to, Croatia?

Just set them adrift. They'll find their way somehow.

#23
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Where do you think we would deport the Americans to, Croatia?

send the ship back to germany




#25
Quote by jjfeu662
Firebomb the entire 8-mile area and that'll up the value of the area.


There's another thread going on about Obama having the authority to launch drones on USA ground, and I wondered what reason Obama would have for it. Now I know.
#27
Take it
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#28
I think Canada should buy Detroit because we have approximately zero black people, and race is important to Canada.

Multiculturalism. Value. All that jazz.
#29
Buy it, convert to worlds biggest prison, accept payment for taking in prisoners. ECONOMY!
#30
Canada should buy the entire United States and change the flag to red, white and blue plaid.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#31
It's a fantastic real life economic experiment though this detroit. Only few cities have undergone such a severe exodus of people. It's actually more profitable now to open a farm in dowtown detroit than a business.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#32
Quote by Todd Hart
Canada should buy the entire United States and change the flag to red, white and blue plaid.

You're a monster.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#39
You can have it, just take over payments...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
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