#1
On tuesday I had to get stitches in my ass cheeks. Today when I was beating off, when I got up to get some more lotion, I realized that there was a giant ****ing puddle of blood on the toilet seat where I was sitting. What the **** do I do??
#2
Ask the pit
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#5
i dont know but i feel like this thread is a great place to get advice on how to counter the fact that my asshole is just a bloody mess all the time and i have no idea why
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
Why would there be blood on the seat?
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#8
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i dont know but i feel like this thread is a great place to get advice on how to counter the fact that my asshole is just a bloody mess all the time and i have no idea why


I was shitting what felt like concrete bricks out of my ass earlier. Most painful shit I've taken. Felt I had to share this...

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Wait, you wank on a toilet?


This, seriously. Do it in front of a computer like a real man.
ayy lmao