#1
So,

Today i visited a friend of mine, i was suppose to pick her up and get a beer after work.

while i was waiting for her to come down, i plugged my iphone to the car's stereo

and played the Americana album by The Offspring.

that happened right when she got in, and right when i switched a song.

then the most awkward and unexpected shit happened

she said "hi, theres a CD in near the trash with that album cover" (same as in my iphone playlist)

you could imagine i thought she was kidding or teasing me.

and then she was like "alright wait a min" and came back with this:







This was my reaction LOL




i think i believe in god now.
#2
neat-o.
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#3
Frickin' Magnets.
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#8
Quote by WCPhils
eww, who knows what else was in that trash

Probably a collection of Protest the Hero CDs.


I wouldn't even know their music if it became solid and penetrated my anus.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#11
Quote by WCPhils
eww, who knows what else was in that trash



Dire Straits Brothers in Arms 12" Vinyl
Boney M - Nightflight to Venus 12" Vinyl
2 Led Zeppelin CD Albums (the ones with kashmir and whole lotta love in them)
Tchaikovsky Violin in D Major 12" Vinyl
and Unforgettable - Songs by Not King cole (or something) 7" Vinyl

If you guys want i can take photos of those too
some of them seem like 20+ years old
#12
Quote by WCPhils
eww, who knows what else was in that trash

Probably the rest of The Offspring's discography
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#13
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Probably the rest of The Offspring's discography

BURN!

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#14
The most amazing shit happened to me today as well.

So there I was sitting on the toilet, I was just after eating pasta and drinking a lot of water. The shit slowly and gracefully released itself from my anus. It felt so good I just wanted to stick my shit back up my hole and do it all over again. And when my poop hit the toilet water it made virtually no splash, like those Olympic divers, so I didn't get any spray on my thighs.
#15
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Probably the rest of The Offspring's discography


Hey, man!

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.


Or.

That's just, like, your opinion, man.
#16
Quote by LostLegion
The most amazing shit happened to me today as well.

So there I was sitting on the toilet, I was just after eating pasta and drinking a lot of water. The shit slowly and gracefully released itself from my anus. It felt so good I just wanted to stick my shit back up my hole and do it all over again. And when my poop hit the toilet water it made virtually no splash, like those Olympic divers, so I didn't get any spray on my thighs.

Sans-splashback is the best, bro.
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#17
Quote by Bullet-Rule
Sans-splashback is the best, bro.

i like it sometimes. especially on hot days.

it's like a poor man's bidet.
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#18
Quote by LostLegion
The most amazing shit happened to me today as well.

So there I was sitting on the toilet, I was just after eating pasta and drinking a lot of water. The shit slowly and gracefully released itself from my anus. It felt so good I just wanted to stick my shit back up my hole and do it all over again. And when my poop hit the toilet water it made virtually no splash, like those Olympic divers, so I didn't get any spray on my thighs.


To prevent recoil, place some toilet paper in the water before you shit. It changed my life.
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Quote by jakesmellspoo
i like it sometimes. especially on hot days.

it's like a poor man's bidet.

more like jakesmellslikepoo #orignalcontent
#20
This one time, like, I was thinking how awesome the Fry's Dog 'sode of Futurama was...

AND THEN FAMILY GUY CAME ON! WHAT NO WAY!
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#21
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i like it sometimes. especially on hot days.

it's like a poor man's bidet.

Spiffing!

Any way to ensure splash back - or shall I throw a rock down whenever I require one?
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#22
Quote by Dimarzio45
To prevent recoil, place some toilet paper in the water before you shit. It changed my life.
Wow, I do this, too. To reduce splash and to prevent contact with the bowl, so you aren't left with poop marks.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
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This one time, like, I was thinking how awesome the Fry's Dog 'sode of Futurama was...

AND THEN FAMILY GUY CAME ON! WHAT NO WAY!

This one time, I was reading AeroRocker's comment and was like, "What! No way! He just mentioned one of the best Futurama episodes ever!"
#24
Quote by Bullet-Rule
Spiffing!

Any way to ensure splash back - or shall I throw a rock down whenever I require one?

don't eat green foods. i find it helps solidify the poo into dense, pebble-like turds that provide a good amount of splash.
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#25
Quote by eGraham
Wow, I do this, too. To reduce splash and to prevent contact with the bowl, so you aren't left with poop marks.

Now I know why you are so awesome.
#26
Quote by jakesmellspoo
don't eat green foods. i find it helps solidify the poo into dense, pebble-like turds that provide a good amount of splash.


You guys really need new toilets.
#28
Quote by eGraham
Probably a collection of Protest the Hero CDs.


I wouldn't even know their music if it became solid and penetrated my anus.


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#29
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You guys really need new toilets.

who needs a new toilet when you can slap this bad boy on the seat?

classy.
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#30
Quote by jakesmellspoo
who needs a new toilet when you can slap this bad boy on the seat?

classy.

It's not so much us needing new toilets, but requiring bidets too.

Currently, we have the 2-in-1.
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#31
should've left it there, that's where it belongs
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#32
Quote by jakesmellspoo
who needs a new toilet when you can slap this bad boy on the seat?

classy.


Classier:
#33
Here's another coincidence that happened to me just there. Saving Private Ryan is on tv, and on the another station the Saving Private Brian episode of Family Guy's on.

#illuminati #whoarewe #anonymous #opbrazil
#34
Ixnay on the hombre is better than Americana. It's still pretty fly though
#35
Quote by VeilSide
Dire Straits Brothers in Arms 12" Vinyl
Boney M - Nightflight to Venus 12" Vinyl
2 Led Zeppelin CD Albums (the ones with kashmir and whole lotta love in them)
Tchaikovsky Violin in D Major 12" Vinyl
and Unforgettable - Songs by Not King cole (or something) 7" Vinyl

If you guys want i can take photos of those too
some of them seem like 20+ years old


The Dire Straits, Tchaikovsky, and NAT King Cole (yes, that's his name) are pretty legit. The rest are garbage (honestly, I'm sick of Zeppelin at this point, and I mostly blame Q104.3).