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#1
Yes pit the unthinkable has happened...a woman is giving birth.

Obviously this is an unprecedented event in human history because the news channels have gone batshit insane over it, they've interveiwed experts that have been able to confirm that the baby will have arms and legs and a glorious mug has been unveiled to celebrate that fateful night when prince wilheim didn't want to rubber up.

So pit what do you think?
Will it be a boy?
Will it be a girl?
Will it be a three headed alien lizard?
Does anyone give even the tiniest fuck? I know i don't.

Discuss pit, Discuss.
DISCLAIMER: There's a very good chance that i have no idea what i'm talking about.

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#3
I HATE YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ANNOUNCE ITS BIRTH OR SOMETHING

i really hate you
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#5
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Does anyone give even the tiniest fuck? I know i don't.


Seems as though you do, fam.
#6
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#8
My eyes will not waver from the CN tower so I know whether or not it is a prince or a princess (blue = boy pink = girl).
#9
I'm also having a baby, but does anyone care?

no
It's over simplified, So what!

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#13
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My eyes will not waver from the CN tower so I know whether or not it is a prince or a princess (blue = boy pink = girl).

god the revolutionary war was such a mistake.
#14
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I'd like to give her a ****

+1
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#15
Holy shit, she's been in labor for 10 hours!

and of course Charles is off on vacation with Camila. **** off and die you big eared old shit.
#16
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Holy shit, she's been in labor for 10 hours!

pussy, I was in labour for 22 hours
#19
Interesting fact, if all the commonwealth countries don't change their laws then the new baby can become queen of england but if she has a younger brother he could be king of the rest if they don't make the amendments to the succession laws in their countries. Feel sorry for the poor boy he might have to tell people he's king of Canada or Australia.
#20
My mom was in labour for 2 and a half hours when I was born

#speedygonzalez
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#24
I bet they name him George or Charles or Elizabeth.
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#25
I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

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#27
George or Charlotte...
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#30
For some reason I read that as ROYAL BODY ROYAL BABY!

I thought you meant that they found the body of a royal baby somewhere. so sad
#31
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Erm.....

Don't limit this child to your oppressive gender exclusive names.


^That's going to be the name of the porn they'll make next. The UK will only be watching porn of the royal family making extensively planned, legitimate children who will grow up in a loving home.
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#32
I have no idea why this is news here.
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#34
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Who's baby are we talking about?


German monarchy or something.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#35
The American media's obsession with this baby sickens me. Thousands of people fought and died in a war for independence just so we wouldn't have to give two shits about what some English Nobel had in her Uterus.

This is probably the worst thing to happen to the founding father's vision since a black man became president.
#36
yeah, americans are weird about it. but so are british peeps who're 'subjects' to this silliness.
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#37
The Guardian have a 'Republican' button on their website which filters out Royal Baby news.

It's magical.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#38
^Seriously?
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#39
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My eyes will not waver from the CN tower so I know whether or not it is a prince or a princess (blue = boy pink = girl).

Sexist prick, subjugating gender roles at birth.
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