#1
I AM A REVOLTING MESS


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#3
Jesus christ clean your goddamn guitar
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#4
dude i don't think that's normal
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#7
Sorry, I clean my guitars.
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#9
Woah. I never knew being dirty could be soo metal.
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#11
That moment when you're a dirty ass guitar player.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#14
I once played everyday for a year without wiping my fretboard down and it wasn't even 5% of that. That's ****ing gross shit.
#16
My guitar has a maple finerboard, so it looks way worse, even if it's way cleaner.
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#17
Whoa man, just, blow under the strings or something, damage reduction. Maybe consider running a dry cloth over it at some point in your life. Otherwise it'll go all black and horrible and make your guitar all smelly, like my friend Shawn's disgusting neglected acoustics.
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#21
There's one guitar I've played for years before I decided to clean it.

The whole thing wasn't even as filthy as one of your frets. You playing with motoroil on your hands or something ?

Propably just lube.
#22
this is the reason maple fretboards are nothing but trouble
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#23
I had a guitar that I hadn't cleaned in years that looked better than that thing.


ew
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#24
I had eczema, I'm practically walking dead skin.

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