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#1
Just finished the first season of this new Netflix original about jail, betrayal, and boobs. It's pretty good. Let's discuss it. But don't forget to use spoiler tags if they're needed. At least for now.
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#2
Maybe i'll check it out... maybe....


maybe...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#3
Does it have lesbians?
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jail, betrayal, and boobs.

Tell me how this isn't exactly like Game of Thrones.
#5
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Tell me how this isn't exactly like Game of Thrones.


Even the red wedding is named the same.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#6
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Does it have lesbians?

duh
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#7
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Tell me how this isn't exactly like Game of Thrones.

You don't have to be a spacker to watch it?
#8
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You don't have to be a spacker to watch it?

I dunno, I thought everything was dumbed down to the level of ant-intelligence by now, you tell me.
#9
My random thoughts on stuff far, there aren't really any spoilers but maybe you don't wanna read if you haven't seen much.

Pornstache, Pennsatucky, to a certain extent Larry, that main woman in charge, and especially Healy can go **** themselves

I feel kinda bad for Crazy Eyes

Lorna is the hottest

Where's the warden? Why hasn't he been shown yet?

I don't like how it seems to have this huge anti-Christian thing all the time.

I like how it shows us why everyone is the way they are, although some of the backstories are kinda dull.

The opening theme is really dumb, I always have to skip it

Most of the characters and acting are very good, despite me not liking a ton of them.


and
Daaamn Piper. That was some Tuco shit at the end. Her teeth are gonna be so ****ed.
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#10
netflix produced a show? Lolno, I don't need the past few years of television cliche in one show.
#11
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netflix produced a show? Lolno, I don't need the past few years of television cliche in one show.

lol okay, whatever that means
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#12
when you say boobs, do you mean like naked boobs or just regular boobs?
#13
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when you say boobs, do you mean like naked boobs or just regular boobs?

Lots of naked boobs. Not all of them are that pleasant but you gotta live with it
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#14
there aren't that many boobs
obviously they put a shower scene at the very beginning to grab peoples attention
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The opening theme is really dumb, I always have to skip it

that opening theme is gr8 and u r dumb
the end of the season finale has successfully got me looking forward to season two
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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#15
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The opening theme is gr8 and u r dumb

the end of the season finale has successfully got me looking forward to season two

Well the song's okay but Christ, whose idea was it to get a slideshow of the cast's eyes and make us watch that for a minute each episode?
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#16
as if thats any less lame than gliding over a map of westeros
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
I like that the GoT opening and the way it shows every place where the story currently is in...
#18
Really am loving this, just got halfway through.... heard it gets darker (without spoilers).... I dunno, I kinda like the serious/comedy side of things
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#19
I liked this series. That is all.

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#20
The first season was really solid, actually maybe my favorite Netflix original (House of Cards was really good too, though). Looking forward to the second season.

As some of you guys have mentioned, the opening theme is a bit excessive. It's not necessarily bad, but it just drags on too long. I have a feeling they'll change that for season two.
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#21
I guess there should be a U.G. orange skin then.
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#23
Is that the new show with Jason Biggs? It looked interesting to me.
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netflix produced a show? Lolno, I don't need the past few years of television cliche in one show.

>House of Cards
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#25
The opening song is great, but I still always skip it. The show itself is really good; would recommend.
#26
My buddy Mike (who is the drummer from Speedy Ortiz) got a mention in the book. We also might interview Piper Kerman at some point soon. I actually go right by the prison that she wrote it about pretty much everyday on the way to and from school.
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#27
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netflix produced a show? Lolno, I don't need the past few years of television cliche in one show.

Dumb ass.


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#28
I watched the whole thing with my girlfriend. It's surprisingly pretty good. Once you get past the initial pre-jail stuff (which isn't all that bad) it gets pretty good. And the end is also a decent cliffhanger.

My girlfriend has started reading the book and apparently the show is being pretty accurate to the book. So far they haven't gone into much detail as to her case though, the book has wayyy more info as to what happened.

EDIT: Also, Laura Prepon, damn! She has aged finely. She would definitely be one of my real life picks.
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#29
I just watched the first two episodes and I liked it. I'll definitely continue watching.

The lesbian stuff in the beginning seemed really try-hard to me at first so I'm glad it has died down for the time being.
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#30
still need to give this show a shot, but with all the talk of boobs i probably don't want to watch this with my mom. and my brother never wants to watch anything because he is wiener.

i'm also having trouble getting past the fact that Jenji Kohan made this and the last couple seasons of Weeds were shit.

still, i'll give it a shot for the boobs at least.
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#31
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I just watched the first two episodes and I liked it. I'll definitely continue watching.

The lesbian stuff in the beginning seemed really try-hard to me at first so I'm glad it has died down for the time being.

There's plenty more where that came from

There's actually some pretty revolting shit. This show reminded me that most lesbian are gross ones, especially the butchy ones.
#32
The boobs aren't honestly all that great. Not so far anyway.

Except for one part that was pretty cool in the showers.
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#35
New episodes June 6
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New episodes June 6




Praise the lord!
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#37

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
Guess I shouls give this show a try again. Didnt make it last ep. 3 cuz I really just couldn't get into it
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