#1
How come Americans talk in an accent? no reason
Why do most religions follow a god? no reason
Why is it that every time I go to to a restaurant they give me a bill? No reason
What does this have to do with anything? no fucking reason
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
Canadians and northern U.S states are the only ones who don't talk in an accent when speaking English. They follow a god because they think there has to be a higher power. They give you a bill because you owe them money for eating their shit food. It doesn't have anything to do with anything because OP is a facking moron.
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#5
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Canadians and northern U.S states are the only ones who don't talk in an accent when speaking English. They follow a god because they think there has to be a higher power. They give you a bill because you owe them money for eating their shit food. It doesn't have anything to do with anything because OP is a facking moron.


Why do people think that there's actual reasons? no reason
It's over simplified, So what!

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#6
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

No reason.
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#7
Why do people sleep instead of staying up 24/7? no reason
How come lions and tigers aren't average house-hold pets? no reason
What if dinosaurs died because they couldn't sing? no reason
It's over simplified, So what!

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#8
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Canadians and northern U.S states are the only ones who don't talk in an accent when speaking English. They follow a god because they think there has to be a higher power. They give you a bill because you owe them money for eating their shit food. It doesn't have anything to do with anything because OP is a facking moron.


I'm sorry, what? Canadians and people from the northern U.S. have rather thick accents. Ever been to New York? Jersey? Montana? North Dakota? It isn't atypical for these people to have an accent and a rather thick one. I can hear Canadian accents as well. With that said, everyone speaks English with a specific accent. Even the so-called neutral American English is an accent.
#9
Quote by amonamarthmetal
Canadians and northern U.S states are the only ones who don't talk in an accent when speaking English. They follow a god because they think there has to be a higher power. They give you a bill because you owe them money for eating their shit food. It doesn't have anything to do with anything because OP is a facking moron.


Wrong

People from East Belfast are the only ones without accents
#14
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literally every "no reason" thing you said has a REASON.

why?


reason is treason
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#15
I put my oven pizza in the oven, and I burned it...
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#16
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I put my oven pizza in the oven, and I burned it...

treason
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#20
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How come Americans talk in an accent? no reason
Why do most religions follow a god? no reason
Why is it that every time I go to to a restaurant they give me a bill? No reason
What does this have to do with anything? no fucking reason


Wait a minute. . .

. . . I have an accent.


Well hell's bells, I reckon.
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