#2
If UG had a motorcycle gang it would be called Pit Vipers.
And it would be lamer than Wild Hogs.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
What's the big deal with pit vipers? King cobras are way more badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaUabx19oPc
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#6
Quote by Hydra150
If UG had a motorcycle gang it would be called Pit Vipers.
And it would be lamer than Wild Hogs.

Hey at least we can play guitar

What can Steve Martin play?

Fucking nothing, that's what.

EDIT: after looking up Steve Martin on Wikipedia I am going to be very, very quiet.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jul 24, 2013,
#8
I also just realised Steve Martin wasn't even in Wild Hogs.

It was Tim Allen.

And HE can't play shit.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jul 24, 2013,
#10
Quote by CoreysMonster
I also just realised Steve Martin wasn't even in Wild Hogs.

It was Tim Allen.

And HE can't play shit.


Tim Allen can play the labia like a boss. All he does is clamp his mouth around the female genitalia, then does that growl thing he does in Home Improvement.
#11
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Tim Allen can play the labia like a boss. All he does is clamp his mouth around the female genitalia, then does that growl thing he does in Home Improvement.


I'm pretty sure he has female genitalia. If he can do that to himself, that's pretty impressive.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#12
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Tim Allen can play the labia like a boss. All he does is clamp his mouth around the female genitalia, then does that growl thing he does in Home Improvement.

The only thing Tim Allen can play is Buzz Lightyear, and he can't even do that in 2D.
#13
EDIT: Damnit, ninja'd

Quote by CoreysMonster
I also just realised Steve Martin wasn't even in Wild Hogs.

It was Tim Allen.

And HE can't play shit.

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#14
Quote by CoreysMonster
I also just realised Steve Martin wasn't even in Wild Hogs.

It was Tim Allen.

And HE can't play shit.


And he's been a Dick since birth...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#16
Quote by CoreysMonster
I also just realised Steve Martin wasn't even in Wild Hogs.

It was Tim Allen.

And HE can't play shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE--el9prA0
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