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#1
...to kill someone?

You pressed a button and someone somewhere in the world would die instantly.
#2
-$100
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#8
If it's someone at random, i wouldn't do it, no matter how much money i was offered.
I'd pay to be able to kill people i want with the press of a button, though.

I'd also love to have this:

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#10
Not interested.

Granted, I don't know what would happen if you actually put some absurd amount of money in front of me.
#12
Kill anyone? You wouldn't need to pay me but would be cooler if you did.
#13
The trick to that movie was when you pressed the button, someone you don't know would die. However, once you pressed it, someone that YOU don't know will then inherit the button, implying that you will die also if you press the button. Therefor, it wouldn't matter how much money you had, you'd never get a chance to really enjoy it because even if you didn't die, you'd always have that "Every second could be my last" thought in the back of your mind

Also, I'd question where the money and button came from and whether the dude was legitimate or not. For all I know I could be the first victim of a reboot of Punk'd... And then everyone would know how terrible of a person I am...
#14
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The trick to that movie was when you pressed the button, someone you don't know would die. However, once you pressed it, someone that YOU don't know will then inherit the button, implying that you will die also if you press the button. Therefor, it wouldn't matter how much money you had, you'd never get a chance to really enjoy it because even if you didn't die, you'd always have that "Every second could be my last" thought in the back of your mind

Also, I'd question where the money and button came from and whether the dude was legitimate or not. For all I know I could be the first victim of a reboot of Punk'd... And then everyone would know how terrible of a person I am...

Well it depends if the person who dies is randomly chosen or not.

If it goes to someone else and kills a random person they don't know, then the chances of it being you are so slim they're negligible. You'd be more likely to be hit by lightning or just have a brain aneurysm than be randomly selected from all people everywhere.
#16
If it guarantees I don't go to jail, I'd ideally want 1 million but will do for 1k.
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#18
It's clearly demonic, so there is going to be a catch. I don't like that. No sale.
#20
Depends who

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#21
Stop it Tim! No-one at UG wants to kill your wife...
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#22
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Stop it Tim! No-one at UG wants to kill your wife...

I was waiting for this....
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#25
I Made this thread a few months ago.
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#26
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If it's someone at random, i wouldn't do it, no matter how much money i was offered.
I'd pay to be able to kill people i want with the press of a button, though.

I'd also love to have this:


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#27
Wouldn't do it for anything. My morals are set too high for that.

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#32
I wouldn't.

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#33
Depends who it is I guess. Wouldn't take a lot of monaiz to get me to bump off say, Robert Mugabe. Hell, screw the button, I'll be a professional hitman if I get to kill dictators. I imagine there's a handsome bounty to be collected for capping Kim Jong-Un.

Time-machine hitman perhaps? I'll kill nazis for shits and giggles.
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#37
Only if I had the money that could save more than one person
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#38
I'd do it for free if it was the boston bomber or any number of rapists and child molesters.
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#40
Wouldn't

Plus I'd be too busy since Freebeer is stuck in killing spree mode and I'd have to kill him from a side angle while jet-packing
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