#1
Would you rather pull your balls out, or smash them? In a survival situation? Which would be less painful?

You're prisoner of war and they tied your balls to a wall. The chain is unbreakable, your balls must go. There are no sharp objects around. Pull or smash?
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#3
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Neither, because I'm not a dumbass.


let's not get too hasty here


this is a serious inquiry
#6
smash obviously
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#7
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what situation would call for such action?


You're prisoner of war and they tied your balls to a wall. The chain is unbreakable, your balls must go. Pull or smash?
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#8
pull. i don't see how this is even debatable.
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#9
I prefer duster.. but its getting pricey from gangganster Matt Rice stealin all the time for boss and Sparta.
#10
I'd cut them off, instead of "pull."

Still a shit ton of pain, without the debilitating waves of nausea
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#11
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what situation would call for such action?

Maybe you put a metal cock ring on without looking at the instructions
#12
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let's not get too hasty here


this is a serious inquiry

You make a good point, sir. I apologize for my hastiness.
#13
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pull. i don't see how this is even debatable.

because then you'd probably have a huge ****ing hole near your bum with blood gushing out of it, the pulling would take much more effort and would be more gruesome and long, and you'd still have no balls at the end. But you also wouldn't have a sac, so if you had sex not only could you not cum you'd probably terrify every woman who ever saw you
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#16
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snip.. it aint that bad guys.


You know this from...personal experience? O_o
#17
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because then you'd probably have a huge ****ing hole near your bum with blood gushing out of it, the pulling would take much more effort and would be more gruesome and long, and you'd still have no balls at the end. But you also wouldn't have a sac, so if you had sex not only could you cum you'd probably terrify every woman who ever saw you

not if you do it right. i like to think i'd pull my balls off quite well.
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#18
smash should never be in the same sentence as balls




#19
If my balls are tied, then I'd tighten the fasten around my balls. It would eventually make them blue and numb, I'd then proceed to probably smash them.
#20
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You're prisoner of war and they tied your balls to a wall. The chain is unbreakable, your balls must go. Pull or smash?


I would get out of that by doing something I'm not proud of, but it would slip right out after that
#22
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You know this from...personal experience? O_o



yeah I got this text from the town candy guy. gotta go
#23
literally do not even want to think about the pain associated with either of those outcomes
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#24
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smash should never be in the same sentence as balls


happens in tennis all the time man, it's brutal
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#25
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You know this from...personal experience? O_o


yeah I got this text from the town candy man.. Gotta go
#26
You were listening to Accept on LSD. That's how you're in that situation.

And pull.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#27
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You were listening to Accept on LSD. That's how you're in that situation.

And pull.


Tune in and shred Jim Morrison Is round 2 im sure..... hes got some friends inside
#29
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#30


So this is what it has come to.....

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#33
Neither.

Ok, so I'm a POW being tortured or something. I choose either way of getting myself free and...oh yeah, I'm still in a cell surrounded by people who don't really want to let me go. Only now I'm in agony and struggling to move. And probably couldn't do it quietly enough to not draw attention to it anyway. And we're assuming they haven't also tied my hands and/or feet up too.

I just don't see this escape working out.
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#35
I'd wait for the Allies to liberate me, find a health pack....then pick up a heavy machine gun and kill the boss.
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#36
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I'd wait for the Allies to liberate me, find a health pack....then pick up a heavy machine gun and kill the boss.



pain killers are better then health packs. Did god give him the slow mo?
#37
am i the only one who has been blessed with testicular retractability? my nuts can shoot up inside of me and show up as two bumps beside my wiener if i maneuver them right and cold shit (like a metal chain) is touching them. i could slip them up inside of me 1 at a time and walk right out.




#38
That's some Imperial Japan shit right there.
Would I be fed and treated respectfully and let go after the war after if I just stayed there with my balls to the wall?