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#1

Probably

I can taste the privilege with this one

inbred hick shouldn't be taken seriously

dis nigga white as fuk

fukin ******

politicians gonna politics

i actually agree with this

clint eastwood can shoot whoever the fuk he wants

i don't understand this one why should i be thanking a vet does he save animals and teach kids to read in his spare time?

anal ized

what say pit?
#4
Quote by slipknot5678
Hey guys look at this shit thread So-Cal made!

Hey fuk you man this is America land of the free
#5
Quote by So-Cal
Hey fuk you man this is America land of the free


For real though you took my thread and made it infinitely better. ;_;
#6
Quote by So-Cal
Hey fuk you man this is America land of the free


The NSA told me to tell you to taste the freedom they give you.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#7
Quote by So-Cal
Hey fuk you man this is America land of the free


quick

better buy some fireworks to celebrate

oh wait

#8
I think he means that you should thank a war veteran because america hasn't been invaded by a non-English speaking country?


This is kind of like soviet propaganda. You can see why it's wrong, but you can't stop enjoying it
#9
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I think he means that you should thank a war veteran because america hasn't been invaded by a non-English speaking country?


This is kind of like soviet propaganda. You can see why it's wrong, but you can't stop enjoying it


It's an attack on immigrants, particularly from Mexico (when white Americans say Mexico they are actually throwing any Latin Americans as well as their descendants in America in with that too).

I am an expert on white America.

Edit: Wait maybe it's not I'm tired I don't know. That's a cop out but I really am tired.
Last edited by slipknot5678 at Jul 26, 2013,
#13
So much victim mentality.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#19
im tired of white people being discriminated against in todays society

smarten up lets go




#20
My Facebook is clogged with this shit at times.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#21
I know this thread is a joke but christ. Somebody call the states & let everyone on all sides of the debate know that it is 2013, yeah?
#22
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I know this thread is a joke but christ. Somebody call the states & let everyone on all sides of the debate know that it is 2013, yeah?


The thread may be a joke, but I doubt that the pictures were made for satirical effect.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#23
Quote by Todd Hart
The thread may be a joke, but I doubt that the pictures were made for satirical effect.

Yeah, I'm aware. My main point was towards the toxic nature in which "reasonable discourse" goes about itself, especially in the states. It's just a joke. All sides are so far up their own asses and so concerned with creating, sustaining and furthering division between camps rather than actually engaging in proper discussion. It's just a piss off how widespread the very childish mindset is entrenched & how it has even seeped its way into the foundations of vital mechanisms for the nation's function such as the press. The very infrastructure of delivering information is tainted by the filth.


I'm just whinging really, whole landscape is a little more toxic than usual lately and I'm naturally in a bit of an annoyed mood with it. Nothing like a solid moan with yr morning coffee to get the day going.
#24
You mean just America?
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#25
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Yeah, I'm aware. My main point was towards the toxic nature in which "reasonable discourse" goes about itself, especially in the states. It's just a joke. All sides are so far up their own asses and so concerned with creating, sustaining and furthering division between camps rather than actually engaging in proper discussion. It's just a piss off how widespread the very childish mindset is entrenched & how it has even seeped its way into the foundations of vital mechanisms for the nation's function such as the press. The very infrastructure of delivering information is tainted by the filth.


I'm just whinging really, whole landscape is a little more toxic than usual lately and I'm naturally in a bit of an annoyed mood with it. Nothing like a solid moan with yr morning coffee to get the day going.


So many syllables.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#26
Quote by Rossenrot
Insisting that all black Americans be leftists is at best stereotyping and at worst racism. Also, Veterans have nothing to do with immigration. That shirt is referring to our wars with Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan etc.

Still a dumb shirt. If you can read it, you can already read English, and so your thanks should go to a teacher anyway. It should just read "If you're white and American and dislike foreign languages thank a war vet for fighting for our freedom so that we can make stupid t-shirts".


Or maybe "Our soldiers are fighting to preserve my safety and freedom which can take a heavy toll on their mental and physical well being and all the support I could give is this stupid t-shirt".

I'd buy that t-shirt.
#27
Ohhhhhhh. By vet the shirt means veteran.

Was genuinely really confused. Well, I was partly confused by the fact that it makes no sense - if you can read it then you have to be reading it in English - but this clears at least some of it up.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#30
ITT 'Murica.

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#31
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Yeah, I'm aware. My main point was towards the toxic nature in which "reasonable discourse" goes about itself, especially in the states. It's just a joke. All sides are so far up their own asses and so concerned with creating, sustaining and furthering division between camps rather than actually engaging in proper discussion. It's just a piss off how widespread the very childish mindset is entrenched & how it has even seeped its way into the foundations of vital mechanisms for the nation's function such as the press. The very infrastructure of delivering information is tainted by the filth.


I'm just whinging really, whole landscape is a little more toxic than usual lately and I'm naturally in a bit of an annoyed mood with it. Nothing like a solid moan with yr morning coffee to get the day going.

Pretty much. It's all a giant dick waving contest.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#32
Quote by LostLegion
For some reason this one is making me think.

#ThatsWhatHappensWhenItsTrue
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#33
A Liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. ‘Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!’

At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion, who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.

‘How old is this rock?’

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and replied, ‘4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.’

‘Wrong. It’s been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now.’

The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Jesus Christ showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.

And that student was Ronald Reagan.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#34
Quote by dann_blood
A Liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. ‘Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!’

At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion, who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.

‘How old is this rock?’

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and replied, ‘4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.’

‘Wrong. It’s been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now.’

The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Jesus Christ showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.

And that student was Ronald Reagan.


Sauce?
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#35
I think I got it from a comments section on the 'Fundies Say the Darndest Things' facebook page. Or it might've been posted somewhere in response to that "An economics failed his whole class because socialism is bad" copypasta libertarians like to use. I can't quite remember, but I saved it and put it into a letter I wrote.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#36
The "YOU'RE AN AMERICAN" one reminds me of This Is England. Which was about skinheads.
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#37
Quote by Trowzaa
quick

better buy some fireworks to celebrate

oh wait




Quote by BladeSlinger
Pretty much. It's all a giant dick waving contest.

Heh, I didn't think the day would come when I agreed with Thrash...
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jul 26, 2013,
#38
Quote by dann_blood
A Liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. ‘Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!’

At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion, who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.

‘How old is this rock?’

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and replied, ‘4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.’

‘Wrong. It’s been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now.’

The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Jesus Christ showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.

And that student was Ronald Reagan.


lol
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