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#1
Show the guy your love and hatred of him.


hpd tom (first name basis waddup)
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#4
Quote by WCPhils
shut the **** up about that irritating twat

He still holds a grudge. It's pathetic.


But I love him and you can shut up.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#6
Yo, have some booze in celebration, you glorious m8:


If you're too young to drink it legally, give it to me.
#7
Got you some trousers cause you're named after them



Happy Birthday Mr.Trousers
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#8
Quote by JayT44
He still holds a grudge. It's pathetic.


But I love him and you can shut up.


i think i'm reading to forgive you



still ****ing mad


Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Yo, have some booze in celebration, you glorious m8:


If you're too young to drink it legally, give it to me.


legally old enough to drink it for two years

#10
Quote by sam b
Who?

Trowzaa.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#16
happy birthday i got you US citizenship
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#17
Quote by LostLegion
happy b-day I got you:

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;___________________________;

this isn't helping my lack of teenageness

Quote by bradulator
happy birthday i got you US citizenship


aww shit yeah, i could buy some fireworks to celebrate.
#18
baconintheshapeof20.jpg

happy birthday ****ing twat
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#19
Quote by Trowzaa
legally old enough to drink it for two years


Ah, awesome! You guys got much more sensible drinking laws than the US.
#20
I got you Jose Enrique

Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#23
Quote by Trowzaa

aww shit yeah, i could buy some fireworks to celebrate.

valid point but I've seen you use it twice in two days which is too much.
#25
I haven't been on here in ages, but I remember you, and thought you were pretty cools and stuffs. Happy birthday!
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#26
Who?


(that's like the only thing samb does that I enjoy)
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
Happy birthday dude!
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#28
happy birthday man. and now that these actually work and we're not on twitter...
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
#29
Happy birthday man. I got you a fog machine, but I lost it in all this fog.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
'Appy Birfday, mate!
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#31
Quote by Cb4rabid
I got you a big pile of nothing



that's not cool man there right there..
#33


Wasn't here yesterday but Happy Birthday a little late, hope it was a good one, man.
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#36
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#37
Happy birthdorf, got you something extra special...

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#40
happy birthday, sweet baby trowz. love you
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
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