#1
http://www.thestrut.com/2013/07/26/you-can-now-have-your-ashes-pressed-into-a-vinyl-record/

You can now have your ashes pressed into a vinyl record!
"Vinyly" founded by Jason Leach will combine your remains with 24 minute of audio of your choice!




So Pit, I ask you:
would you have your ashes pressed into a vinyl?
What songs would you pick?
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#4
I'd have my ashes pressed into a custom song, titled "Let Me Out of Here!!"
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#5
I'd make a compilation of audio of me shitting, and make them play it at my wake. Also, your user title is "Der Führer" top lel.


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#7
Much better than burial, but I'd still rather donate my body to science or something.
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#8
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Much better than burial, but I'd still rather donate my body to science or something.

Well I'd assume this'd just be made of your bones. You could still donate all your organs to science and have it done.

However, as for the contents, it doesn't get much better than Burial.
#9
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I'd just record myself having a wank for 24 minutes.

Why are you going to want 22 minutes of silence?
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#10
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Why are you going to want 22 minutes of silence?


I'd hardly call 22 minutes of Trowzaa crying "silence".
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#11
I'd probably record some awesome extended doom song, have all copies of it destroyed but the one made of my ashes. It would be some kinda holy grail.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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#13
1. Peform an audio recording of your last will and testament.
2. Have that recording pressed into your ashes.
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#14
24 minutes? Octavarium.
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#15
yes. This intro would be on the vinyl.
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#16
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24 minutes? Octavarium.


Close, but I vote A Change of Seasons. Perfect for the occasion.
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Close, but I vote A Change of Seasons. Perfect for the occasion.

Pfffft. 51 seconds wasted.


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#19
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What's a vinyl?


it's a strong and chemically resistant plastic used domestically mostly in plumbing, siding, and containers.
#20
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Pfffft. 51 seconds wasted.




Haha fair enough
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Gibson Les Paul Custom
Ibanez S5470F
Ibanez RGD2127fx
Schecter Hellraiser C-7 FR
Axe FX II
Mackie HD1221
#23
I'd probably have audio saying that "[so-so] killed me!", or that "I was burned alive and all that's left of me is this record!" or some other creepy/hilarious shit.
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#24
I quite like the idea of ashes being pressed into a vinyl recording, you could record a message for future generations to hear.

I've also heard of artists mixing people's ashes into paint and using it to paint some sort of memorial to them.
#25
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I've also heard of artists mixing people's ashes into paint and using it to paint some sort of memorial to them.


Too bad you can't pull a Tom Sawyer with that one.
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#26
I'd rather become a tree.

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Violets are blue
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#27
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I'd rather become a tree.


Just like an acorn.
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#29
I also wish that said tree becomes a nice guitar after my ashes were used to grow it. Then pass the guitar down to my future children and grandchildren.

It would be difficult to preserve the tree long enough for the wood to be mature enough to make it into an instrument, but if it could be done, that would be sick. Imagine your great grandfather's ghost living permanently inside your guitar.
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#30
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I also wish that said tree becomes a nice guitar after my ashes were used to grow it. Then pass the guitar down to my future children and grandchildren.

It would be difficult to preserve the tree long enough for the wood to be mature enough to make it into an instrument, but if it could be done, that would be sick. Imagine your great grandfather's ghost living permanently inside your guitar.


And that guitar sits on a stand in your room watching everything that you do.

Now that's sick. O_o

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the tree sounds like an awesome idea actually

i'd either get my ashes pressed into recordings of a few instrumental tracks i've written (the only ones i'm proud of lol), or alternatively, all of The Gaslight Anthem's "Senor & The Queen" EP.


Jay. Go with the paint thing and have your relatives use the paint on a Gundam.
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#33
I'd rather someone made ink from my ashes and tattooed themselves with it.

People actually do that.
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#34
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And that guitar sits on a stand in your room watching everything that you do.

Now that's sick. O_o

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#35
Oh my god. Yes. All my yes's all my yes's yes's.

What songs...hmmm...

Vehemence - The last Fantasy of Christ
Inquisition - The Initiation
Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers - Moanin'
Coheed And Cambria - Delirium Trigger.

Yeeuh.
#36
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I also wish that said tree becomes a nice guitar after my ashes were used to grow it. Then pass the guitar down to my future children and grandchildren.

It would be difficult to preserve the tree long enough for the wood to be mature enough to make it into an instrument, but if it could be done, that would be sick. Imagine your great grandfather's ghost living permanently inside your guitar.


Most guitars aren't made from a single tree, infact, most guitars aren't even made from just one type of wood. So you could effectively have a tree grown on your ashes that is used to make just a part of a guitar in much less time than it would take to wait for a tree to grow big enough to be able to have an entire guitar made from it.
Imagine this, they could block laminate a piece of your tree into the middle of the guitar's body, making you the 'heart' of the guitar.