#1
The cop searched him, found a grinder (I'm assuming it had weed in it) and his pipe. They were going to give him a speeding ticket but told him if he called their sarge and gave up info on where he got his stuff, they would forget his ticket. (If sarge liked his info ???) If he did not, they would issue a warrant for his arrest. I think they might be pulling his chain IMO. So he called me wanting info and I turned to the pit lol. BTW we live in Alabama. Thanks guys.
#2
Get a lawyer.
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#3
I don't think the cops are going to wait around long enough for us to come up with something clever...

they'll surely suspect something
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I don't know about Alabama laws, but most places a cop can't feel something in your pockets during a pat down and take it out without their consent (unless they think it's weapon). Did he consent to a search? Did the grinder have weed in it? Are they even charging him with possession of paraphernalia or just offering to forget about the ticket?

It's up to your friend now. He can remain silent until he lawyers up (and piss off the cops) or cooperate.
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The cop searched him, found a grinder (I'm assuming it had weed in it) and his pipe. They were going to give him a speeding ticket but told him if he called their sarge and gave up info on where he got his stuff, they would forget his ticket. (If sarge liked his info ???) If he did not, they would issue a warrant for his arrest. I think they might be pulling his chain IMO. So he called me wanting info and I turned to the pit lol. BTW we live in Alabama. Thanks guys.

I hear there's this great thing called the internet where you can look up laws in, for example, Alabama.
#10
Is that legal? Definitely get a lawyer, and kick the sheriff's ass.
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tell them bradulator sold it to him.


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#15
Tell him to give the cops your number.

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#16
Step 1-"with all due respect, officer, I am invoking my fifth amendment right and I refuse to make any statements without a lawyer present."
Step 2- Get lawyer.
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#18
Why did your friend consent to a search in the first place? But yea, get a lawyer and tell your friend not to say anything while they get him a lawyer.
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just tell them you got them from some nignog that hangs out outside taco bell, he calls himself DJ, thats all you know

This sounds really smart except for the fact that nignog sounds insanely racist and I'm not sure if it is supposed to or not.
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#23
I has an easier one again, tell him to stop taking smoking paraphernalia out with him.
#24
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I has an easier one again, tell him to stop taking smoking paraphernalia out with him.

Even simpler than this, hide it somewhere that isn't on your person as you get pulled over.

I got pulled over once when I was stoned as hell. They never frisked me, they never checked my car, but they did have me get out and do the whole walk/pen test then breathalize me. I left that incident with a single ticket for an illegal left turn (the only reason they had to pull me over). Sounds like your friend is a dumb-ass, he should've ditched the paraphernalia as he was getting pulled over (I mean, like put it in a glove-box or something instead of having it on him).

Even if I got frisked any time I've been pulled over (or even when I used to smoke an drive with weed in the car quite often, I wouldn't have it, or a grinder or pipe, in my pocket when I got pulled over. I mean, if they got drug dogs involved that something different, but if it wasn't that sort of thing your friend is dumb and TS, you should say nothing more than, "I don't know what to tell you man."
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#25
Now, this is going to sound terrible, but here it goes:

Give him a very generic name-- so generic that there is absolutely someone bound to have it. Unfortunately, most people catch on to names like John Smith or something, so try a more... ethnic name (since cops are not unknown for their racial profiling) and there's probably a good shot they'll buy it. I know once I used the name David Garcia. The thing is, I actually did know 3 different dudes all named David Garcia and they all went to high school with me and they were all pot heads and they were all dickwads, so really there's a pretty good chance they would have had a run in with one of them in the past and believe me right away.

Anyway so that's my terrible racist advice that probably has a good chance of working. But honestly I doubt the police would let you go just for giving someone a name.
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#26
Tell him he got it from Heisenberg.
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#27
Lawyer

dont do anything without one

dont say anything either, well except for 'I need a lawyer'
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but told him if he called their sarge and gave up info on where he got his stuff, they would forget his ticket.

lol nah
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Now, this is going to sound terrible, but here it goes:

Give him a very generic name-- so generic that there is absolutely someone bound to have it. Unfortunately, most people catch on to names like John Smith or something, so try a more... ethnic name (since cops are not unknown for their racial profiling) and there's probably a good shot they'll buy it. I know once I used the name Joshua Garcia. The thing is, I actually did know 3 different dudes all named Joshua Garcia and they all went to high school with me and they were all pot heads and they were all dickwads, so really there's a pretty good chance they would have had a run in with one of them in the past and believe me right away.

Anyway so that's my terrible racist advice that probably has a good chance of working. But honestly I doubt the police would let you go just for giving someone a name.

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