#1
We have all heard the saying "Hindsight is 20/20" and we have also seen the threads looking back at or past. Now, I want you to look to your future!


Justify your current actions and stupidity to your magnificent, future self! Look not back at yourself with embarrassment, but forward with spite for you future self's judgement! Hold no bars and let loose all you have!
#3
dude dont forget to takl to your counselor

and alot of other things
also if your not boning her by now you waited way too long

one more thing
go finish the stupif footstool
#4
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 31, 2013,
#5
r u a virgin???
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#7
Dear future me,

I know it itches bad, but she was really fine when you were drunk.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#8
Nice idea in contrast to writing a letter to your past self, but I don't really see how this one can work? Anything could change.
#9
Dear future me:

I've buried a sledgehammer under the basement. Use it.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#12
Dear future me,
You have either achieved your dreams and are doing quite well for yourself.
Or you are a homeless, jobless bum with no hope.
God damn I hope is is the former.

Signed, your past self.
I have nothing important to say
#15
My man,

It's time to stop fapping now. Seriously, you need dem testosteronez in order to perform.
And don't scorn the muslims. Told you the Jewish orthodox ppls were the source of global hatred...

Blaze it away,
You
#16
I'm sorry.
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#19
Don't accept the drink from the gentleman at the bar. Your friends didn't tell you it was a gay dance joint.
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#20
I don't know how I can judge my future self without knowing what my future self will do. I would realize not to do anything that I can come up with here,. My future self would therefore not make the mistakes that I would post here.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#21
dear future me

thanks for the great times to come and people i will meet. and thank you for staying motivated to graduate.
"If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I'm lying."