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#1
you are all here to make fun of me

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#3
Though he doesn't show it on UG, Burgery has been absolutely devastated ever since his country banned online porn.

Just a total wreck.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
Burgery's threads are almost as questionable as his taste in music
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#5
your mother was a hampster; your father smelt of elderberries.
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#6
Burgery's a pizza faced flame who spends all his time on UG instead of out plowing the oiled up assholes of male German swimsuit models that he shamefully dreams of every night.
#7
you're a prick


edit: nah not really though
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
Burgery's heart-wrenching life story has left me more touched than when his uncle gave him his bath-time as a child.
#9
what type of thundercunt rocks a christmas avatar in the middle of the summer?




#11
I don't think Burgery is a real person
he has an avatar, and he sometimes says things on this website
but he's not a real person
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
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burgery is a member of a forum that ian the fox is also a member of

Smashed it
#14
Burgery has often said that when he dies he wants to be cremated and his ashes given to his mother.

Unfortunately that won't be able to happen because it'd be possession of a Class A substance.
#17
you frequently do not capitalise your sentences. this makes you a scumbag.


you are so passive I doubt you have a penis. it is flat like an angel down in your crotch but unlike an angel you are not graceful enough for wings.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#18
You can't host your own roast you fucking whore
It's over simplified, So what!

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#20
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Unfortunately that won't be able to happen because it'd be possession of a Class A substance.

a class A prick maybe
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
The responses in this thread are almost as disappointing as Burgery

- Burgery's parents
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#22
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The responses in this thread are almost as disappointing as Burgery

- Burgery's parents

Why didn't I give him a normal name, like Joshua?

- Burgery's dad
daytripper75

Bullieve


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#23
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Why didn't I give him a normal name, like Joshua?

- Burgery's dad

Why didn't I listen to you and just go anal?

- Burgery's mom
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#25
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#26
I'd roast you but that means that I care enough to know something about you to make fun of.


Anyway, horrible user. If I had a nickel for every time I thought you'd say something useful I'd still be poor.


Seriously, you look like Jack Osbourne with aids.
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#27
You are nowhere near famous to get a roast, let alone a self-hosted roast.

Nah, just kidding, here you go-

WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#29
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I would never name my business after Burgery

Actually, Burgery is a great name for a hip burger joint. I would probably go to it. It has to be good of course.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#30
the burgery


I actually think it works
It's over simplified, So what!

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#31
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Actually, Burgery is a great name for a hip burger joint. I would probably go to it. It has to be good of course.

Nah, it's bland and uninspired.

Like all of Burgery's posts.
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#32
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the burgery

Drop the "the"

It's cleaner.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#33
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Drop the "the"

It's cleaner.



'hey mate let's go hit up burgery for a feed'
'hey mate let's go hit up the burgery for a feed'

I reckon it sounds better with the 'the'

It's like a cross between burger and factory
willy wanker and the burgery
It's over simplified, So what!

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#34
"hey let's stalk this chick on the facebook"


...yea...no.


And to me it's more like Burger-y, not a play on the word factory or anything. Like this place doesn't do straight up burgers. They do it up in new ways. Deconstructed, new age, molecular gastronomy burgers. In NYC of course.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
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"hey let's stalk this chick on the facebook"


...yea...no.



but it's different, facebook is a website. imagine if it were a place to eat.


'hey wanna go eat at facebook'
'hey wanna go eat at the facebook'

I still reckon it sounds better with the 'the'
It's over simplified, So what!

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#36
I would not eat at The Burgery. Sounds desperate

I would eat at Burgery. Sounds chic.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#38
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...modes and scales are still useless.


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#39
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I would not eat at The Burgery. Sounds desperate

I would eat at Burgery. Sounds chic.


No way not even, the burgery makes it sound like it's a destination, it has authority.

burgery just sounds weak and weird
It's over simplified, So what!

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#40
I'd eat at The Burgery

I'd eat at Burgery

I'd eat Burgery
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