It took me a good hour on the bus to solve this riddle. I am ashamed.

Can you solve it? How long did it take you. No spoilers please.
Last edited by zincabopataurio at Aug 1, 2013,
Well you didn't contribute anything. The "missing" dollar is in your hands.

EDIT: Hold on. If you spend 97, then give away two, that's 99. Not 98.

You've still got the extra dollar.
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Aug 1, 2013,
i always thought this was just shitty math.
You should be ashamed.

$97 for a shirt...
You saw a shirt for $97.

You didn't have the cash, so you asked your parents for it and they told you to "fuck off."

Revised edition:

You saw a shirt for $97.

You didn't have the cash, so you said "fuck that" and walked away.

Or the director's cut:

You saw a shirt for $97.

You said "Fuck that" and walked away.