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#1
So this thread idea was devised from the thread "Could you handle a roast?". I thought it could be made into a monthly thing with a different user each month who nominates themselves. I guess this is a trial month as this idea may not work at all

So what is a roasting?

A roast is an event in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show his or her good nature. It is seen by some as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a "roast." Anyone who is honored in such a way is said to have been "roasted."


August 2013's Roastee:


Ian_the_fox






Ian nominated himself to be first if there ever was one of these so have at him

If you can think of any ideas, improvements, rules or anything to make this better or at least viable, then tell me!
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#2
I think Ian should be insulted and seriously criticized.
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#4
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I think Ian should be insulted and seriously criticized.


I will probably leave it to the mods to deem what is acceptable or not

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Ian is so gay that gay people make fun of how gay he is.

Did I do good?


7/10, needs more gay!
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#5
Ian's so gay, he likes dudes.
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#7
Ian's ego is so massive that he has to counter it with being overly critical of himself
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#9
ian has a number of obvious psychological disorders and should really go see a psychologist
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#10
Ian once snatched a used diaper from an elderly person, god knows for what reason.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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#11
Finding a place to live and work is hard for ian, he has court orders to stay 500 feet away from all animals at all times. He's also on some sex offender lists that you might be surprised to know even exist, but the whole ordeal has done wonders for his public speaking skills. Tell enough of your neighbors that you're a convicted fox diddler and talking about any other subject will be a piece of cake. Or maybe not, maybe he gets off to that too. Don't be afraid to give his parole officer a ring.

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#12
Wait is this the roast or just planning the roast?
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#13
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Wait is this the roast or just planning the roast?


This is roast but as its the first time its been done, I'm open to suggestions and improvements
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#16
Ian once sent a dirty fax to a fox saying he wanted to fock. Joke's on him, it was sent to a porcupine and they've been copulating since.
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#17
Ian likes to engage in scat/furry sex with leony03.
This thread is a way for OP and Ian to get in the mood before engaging in such horrid acts.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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#18
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Ian likes to engage in scat/furry sex with leony03.
This thread is a way for OP and Ian to get in the mood before engaging in such horrid acts.


Someone is jelly.
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#19
Roastees are supposed to be loved and admired, though.


Otherwise, we're just slinging shit at the guy. He already gets that on a daily basis.
#20
Ok, then

When Ian goes down on someone he ends up getting a hairball.

I hear Ian hires someone to play trumpet while he runs through dog parks with a backpack full of jerkey and dog treats just so he can feel more like a real fox. But he didn't pay because the playing wasn't "technical enough"

Ian got charged with statutory rape after the police found his collection of Beanie Babies.

Ian is a such a pretentious metal-snob Dave Mustaine once told him to lighten up.

That's what I got for now.
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#21
That picture in the original post makes me shiver.
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#22
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That picture in the original post makes me shiver.


Something I thought would be good is to have their profile picture in the OP
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#23
Ian the Fox masturbates to cartoon images of sexualised animals.

/thread
#25
Growing up, Ian's parents had to block Animal Planet.

To Ian, MILF stands for Mammal I'd Like to ****.
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#27
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Growing up, Ian's parents had to block Animal Planet.

To Ian, MILF stands for Mammal I'd Like to ****.

To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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#30
ian cums inside dead mice and sets them outside so he can sit on his porch and masturbate as foxes tear it apart and lick the sweet cum up.
#32
Quote by snipelfritz
Ok, then

When Ian goes down on someone he ends up getting a hairball.

I hear Ian hires someone to play trumpet while he runs through dog parks with a backpack full of jerkey and dog treats just so he can feel more like a real fox. But he didn't pay because the playing wasn't "technical enough"

Ian got charged with statutory rape after the police found his collection of Beanie Babies.

Ian is a such a pretentious metal-snob Dave Mustaine once told him to lighten up.

That's what I got for now.


Probably your best post ever.
#33
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Roastees are supposed to be loved and admired, though.

Otherwise, we're just slinging shit at the guy. He already gets that on a daily basis.


This. It would be better if we roasted a mod first.
#34
Ian's presence does not make this community a better place.
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Roastees are supposed to be loved and admired, though.


Otherwise, we're just slinging shit at the guy. He already gets that on a daily basis.

Yep.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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#36
Ian's required to inform neighbors when he moves within a few miles of a dog park.

that's all i got.
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#37
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Ian's required to inform neighbors when he moves within a few miles of a dog park.

that's all i got.


Not bad, not bad.
#38
Ian is probably the only guy I know that's into bitches. That's when he really gets his game on.


Too bad the pet store down the street doesn't let him in anymore.


Ian is so gay that after his vasectomy, when his doctor asked for a semen sample, he cleared his throat and spat in a cup.


You're about as useful as a glass hammer. Seriously, what you've contributed to this site is exactly what Justin Bieber's dad contributed to his life.


absolutely nothing



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#39
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Roastees are supposed to be loved and admired, though.


Otherwise, we're just slinging shit at the guy. He already gets that on a daily basis.


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