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#1
...you poop and the poop gets stuck in your butt, so you have to dig it out with paper to get the rest out, but there still like.. a huge log still stuck inside, so you push more and a little poop nugget shoots into the bowl and the water splashes up your butt.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#2
This is more gross than that one thread I made that one time.
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#5
sometimes when i'm on the toilet i shove toilet paper up in there but it never gets stuck
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#7
The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a weiner.
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#8
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
dunno that feel but what about it getting stuck in ur butt hair
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#12
Dunno my I always try to direct my but hair out of the flight-path before I take a seat
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
I trim my butt hair to prevent dingleberritus.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#14
I thought that story was pretty explosive. Thank you for sharing.
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This is more gross than that one thread I made that one time.
That was more like a questionable miracle of nature than it was gross.
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#16
my ass is so hairy, the hairs on either cheek clamp together and are beginning to inhibit poop flow.
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#22
tfw you try to push it back in with toilet paper and it just kind of expands at the edges
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#24
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#26
Put down a layer of toilet paper BEFORE you poop to prevent recoil. Maybe eGraham has already stated this.

Yes, we've talked about some shitty times.
#28
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my ass is so hairy, the hairs on either cheek clamp together and are beginning to inhibit poop flow.


I really wish I couldn't relate to this....
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#29
um.


i think this is a good time to make my exit from ug
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#30
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That's REALLY cool. Where did this artwork come from?

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#33
That moment when...
...you poop and the poop gets stuck in your butt, so you have to dig it out with paper to get the rest out, but there still like.. a huge log still stuck inside, so you push more and a little poop nugget shoots into the bowl and the water splashes up your butt.



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#34
This is making me hungry.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#36
i know this feel.

also the feel of fake constipation followed by a sudden "rocketpoop"
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#38
On topic (although those pictures are really cool), this happens to me, except I don't wipe. I jiggle and flex and push until it falls in. Sometimes it takes a while, but it's worth it. in the end...or out the end?
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#39
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On topic (although those pictures are really cool), this happens to me, except I don't wipe. I jiggle and flex and push until it falls in. Sometimes it takes a while, but it's worth it. in the end...or out the end?

i hope you wipe afterwards

i wipe until i can wipe and there's no streaking on the toilet paper

keepin my ass clean
#40
Quote by Amuro Jay
i hope you wipe afterwards

i wipe until i can wipe and there's no streaking on the toilet paper

keepin my ass clean

Oh yes, I just don't wipe until all the solid has fallen. I don't want the first wipe to leave me dirtier than when I started.
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