#1
ITT: We give metal descriptions to every day occurrences.

Inspired by the Origami thread:

You're using machines to grind the most powerful and oldest living things on this planet (trees) into a pulp, mixing it with water, making paper, and then using the elasticity of the cellular makeup of the now-dead trees to fold their corpse-maché into little swans and flowers.

That's pretty metal, actually.


Go.
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Kerbal Space Program,
Binding of Isaac
Opeth - Orchid
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#2
You know, I'm beginning to think the pit is lacking originality lately.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#4
I once smelled a flower, it was kind of gay, but it smelled pretty good.
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#5
Using electricity is using electrons as slaves. We tell them to stop and go on our command.


On second thought, it's all too easy to force things.
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#6
Metal is lame, I can't imagine this thread turning out much better.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
Quote by Joshua Garcia
You know, I'm beginning to think the pit is lacking originality lately.

the pit will never be what it used to be sadly. never.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#8
The Pit has never been what it's going to be.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
Quote by Hydra150
The Pit has never been what it's going to be.

dead?
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#10
You connected your hyper-advanced computing machine to the largest connected system humanity has ever built, and you used your ability to access humanity's greatest achievement to make this shitty thread.

That's pretty metal, actually.
#11
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Metal is lame, I can't imagine this thread turning out much better.


Dubstep is lame.
#12
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Dubstep is lame.

Yes.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qXHhm3U_oc

You know what's really metal? Childbirth. Man, I can't even imagine it. Thank the Lord for giving me a penis.

You take a microscopic squiggly worm from a dude and start making an entire new human being in this thing you have in your stomach area, then after nine months the thing is finished and you push it out of a hole that usually has roughly the size of a bottle cap, and it involves bleeding and pain and screaming and sometimes even death - and the result is a whole new person.

Seriously metal.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 4, 2013,
#16
Quote by Joshua Garcia
You know, I'm beginning to think the pit is lacking originality lately.


Yeah, this is a thread inspired by a post in a thread that was inspired by several posts in another thread.


This is getting ridiculous.
#17
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To make our vehicles go, we ignite liquid exploding dinosaurs.

That's pretty damn metal.


I hate to be that guy...but

No.
ayy lmao
#18
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I once smelled a flower, it was kind of gay, but it smelled pretty good.

Dude, you can't say that. You've got to say it's bi-curious.
#19
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Yeah, this is a thread inspired by a post in a thread that was inspired by several posts in another thread.


This is getting ridiculous.


post-postmodernism signify me baby
#21
this thread is so omega it has omega coming out of it's omega




#23
Quote by Hydra150
Metal is lame, I can't imagine this thread turning out much better.



Tisk tisk tisk
#24
This pizza isn't tr00 enough, it's got pepperoni on it ffs. Only 14 year old poser pizzafags like pepperoni. Real pizzaheads like bananas, tuna, ketchup, blackened salmon and the still beating heart of a recently slaughtered kestrel on their pizzas.
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Your sig has never been more true.
And you are a piss poor troll.

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Can someone explain to me wtf this guy is on about