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#2
out of ten?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
If she's hot, who cares how strange?

Female furries aren't bad, anyways.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#6
There are some mental implications that come with being a furry. I'm not saying she has mental issues, I'm just suggesting she might stab your pets and burn your house down.
#7
Quote by Hydra150
out of ten?


Like p. Hot but kinda weird but not in a oh she's going to go all ian on me kinda off putting way.
#9
p isn't a number silly
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
If you need the internet's opinion before choosing whether or not to bang, then don't bang. You're clearly not ready for it.
Quote by CV334

Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#12
Quote by Crofty89
If you need the internet's opinion before choosing whether or not to bang, then don't bang. You're clearly not ready for it.


Hilarious m8 who r u OK gr8 I'm asking 4 SRS advice frm pit homes on a Sunday evening yeah but ily tho maybe later or smth
#13
Quote by Spaztikko
Hilarious m8 who r u OK gr8 I'm asking 4 SRS advice frm pit homes on a Sunday evening yeah but ily tho maybe later or smth


I think that proves my point further.
Quote by CV334

Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#16
Yeah, you're not ready. Asking serious questions in The Pit

But if she's hot and isn't in diapers, then why not?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#17
Quote by captainsnazz
Ask her opinions on metal and jazz and you will have your answer


Like I don't even know how to feel anymore about it like shit yo


Edit: ^youre that guy who got butthurt about slayer one time.

M8s I'm totes ready if the situation arose (hueheuheu geddit lmao) but its just this stuff is kinda deal breakers but it also seems insignificant because banging/whatevs you know and denying a hunney because she's into x or y seems kinda silly in a sense.

Its times like this I want crazysam or smth to lay it out
Last edited by Spaztikko at Aug 4, 2013,
#19
Quote by Spaztikko
Like I don't even know how to feel anymore about it like shit yo


Edit: ^youre that guy who got butthurt about slayer one time.

M8s I'm totes ready if the situation arose (hueheuheu geddit lmao) but its just this stuff is kinda deal breakers but it also seems insignificant because banging/whatevs you know and denying a hunney because she's into x or y seems kinda silly in a sense.

Its times like this I want crazysam or smth to lay it out


I cant tell if you're being serious or are just completely ******ed
#20
Quote by NateCochrane93
I cant tell if you're being serious or are just completely ******ed


You re new and that's ok buddy {|B^)
Quote by captainsnazz
m8 u shud juste drop tha base on dat hunney an if u compresed enoughhe her furrsuit wil just dissolve in the wubz lyk a giant berocca an then she will suck ur dik without evn pretendding u r a fox

hmu if u agre yeh


Well shit.
#26
you're going to catch mange

Quote by emad
jthm_guitarist
Warned for trolling!


Quote by metal4eva_22
Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

Quote by Axelfox
It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
#27
Check her for fleas first!
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#29
Quote by guitarxo
Actually you should just do it. one off the bucket list

I'll second this. But if she's a cat, make sure you get her checked for distemper.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#32
Quote by homeless-john
Go for it. If she gets too weird just hit her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.



Or keep a spray bottle handy.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#33
Quote by jjfeu662
Yeah, you're not ready. Asking serious questions in The Pit

But if she's hot and isn't in diapers, then why not?

Because she isn't in diapers.
#36
Quote by captainsnazz
m8 u shud juste drop tha base on dat hunney an if u compresed enoughhe her furrsuit wil just dissolve in the wubz lyk a giant berocca an then she will suck ur dik without evn pretendding u r a fox

hmu if u agre yeh

#38
Quote by Våd Hamster
whales don't have fur


this is incorrect, they have hair in select places though it varies by species.
#39
Quote by Eastwinn
this is incorrect, they have hair in select places though it varies by species.


Whales are not renowned for their personal grooming, yes
#40
Quote by Våd Hamster
Whales are not renowned for their personal grooming, yes


touché
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