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#1
i think when people watch porn there should be a cum button on your keyboard so when you cum it shows up on the video 'laid-to-waste cummed' like on soundcloud when people comment on a certain time, it'll show what times people cum on each video so you can cum with your friends all around the world at the same time

i also think the cumming density will help people decide where the optimal cumming point will be

what ways can you guys think to revolutionize the porn industry?
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#3
Oh god you genius

Edit: It should also update in realtime, so while you're watching a video you will occasionally see a little notification pop up saying "xbigdickx6 came at 16:17" with a little thumbnail of the video at 16:17.
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#5
Yes, there's nothing like everybody else knowing about my pornography habits.

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I don't watch Pornhub because they cut out the cumshots lol

You're British, you're lucky if you can find internet porn at all.
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#6
You might be homosexual if while jerking off you think of cumming with other guys.
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#7
Quote by entity0009
Oh god you genius

Edit: It should also update in realtime, so while you're watching a video you will occasionally see a little notification pop up saying "xbigdickx6 came at 16:17" with a little thumbnail of the video at 16:17.

People watch porn videos for 16 minutes?
#8
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You might be homosexual if while jerking off you think of cumming with other guys.

You're the one with a dick in his hand.
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#9
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You're British, you're lucky if you can find internet porn at all.


Hasn't happened yet
#10
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You're the one with a dick in his hand.

Not my dick.
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#11
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Not my dick.

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#12
Quote by genghisgandhi
People watch porn videos for 16 minutes?

Well, you have to skip all the bullshit preamble. I don't need to know how x owes y money for z services rendered, nor do I care what kind of mutually beneficial arrangement was agreed on to solve aforementioned debt.
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#13
it would be great cos if you're watching a vid, then a girl proper moans or some shit and the popups just go ****ing mental and start saying all over the place 'BIGDICK69 CAME' 'asianpersuation95 CAME' '42YRSYOUNGXX CAME' and you see little avatars of guys' dicks and shit and you're like oohhhh man loads of dudes came to this shit
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#14
I don't even watch porn but this would ensure I never ever watch it

for the record those comments on soundcloud are distracting. I'm trying to enjoy the music and then there's "2:54" "THIS IS THE BEST PART" "dun dun dun dun" "YEAHHHHH" "check out _______" "sik af ****" "this drop beats the one at 1:43" "WAIT FOR THE DROP" "yeahhhhhhhh" "I just came"
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#15
you could see your mate's name pop up and then ring him after and be like "oh shit mate, we cummed at the same time" and you'll grow a fonder friendship as a result.
#16
Quote by laid-to-waste
it would be great cos if you're watching a vid, then a girl proper moans or some shit and the popups just go ****ing mental and start saying all over the place 'BIGDICK69 CAME' 'asianpersuation95 CAME' '42YRSYOUNGXX CAME' and you see little avatars of guys' dicks and shit and you're like oohhhh man loads of dudes came to this shit

It would be like dubstep tracks on soundcloud when you have a few sparse comments during the intro and then the drop comes and thousands of people are like "HHNNNGZZZZFILTHYDRRRROOPDATWUBS" and you see all the comments and are all "oh man this drop is going to be so awesome"
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#17
Quote by guitarxo
I don't even watch porn but this would ensure I never ever watch it

for the record those comments on soundcloud are distracting. I'm trying to enjoy the music and then there's "2:54" "THIS IS THE BEST PART" "dun dun dun dun" "YEAHHHHH" "check out _______" "sik af ****" "this drop beats the one at 1:43" "WAIT FOR THE DROP" "yeahhhhhhhh" "I just came"



Nailed every single one as well
#18
We need like google images where you can drag a photo into the search bar and it'll find a porn with people that share similar traits to the picture. Sure, it could get creepy, but I should be able to find what I'm looking for without having to browse through videos based on a very vague descriptive trait.
#19
Quote by mjones1992
We need like google images where you can drag a photo into the search bar and it'll find a porn with people that share similar traits to the picture. Sure, it could get creepy, but I should be able to find what I'm looking for without having to browse through videos based on a very vague descriptive trait.

I'm almost ashamed to think this is a great idea.
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#20
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I'm almost ashamed to think this is a great idea.


everyone's thinking it. I'm just sayin it.
#21
Quote by mjones1992
We need like google images where you can drag a photo into the search bar and it'll find a porn with people that share similar traits to the picture. Sure, it could get creepy, but I should be able to find what I'm looking for without having to browse through videos based on a very vague descriptive trait.


Sounds like what they do at dopplebangher
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#22
Quote by entity0009
It would be like dubstep tracks on soundcloud when you have a few sparse comments during the intro and then the drop comes and thousands of people are like "HHNNNGZZZZFILTHYDRRRROOPDATWUBS" and you see all the comments and are all "oh man this drop is going to be so awesome"

and what about when it's not and you're supremely disappointed

I imagine the outcome would be worse with porn


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Nailed every single one as well

Haha now I want to comment the same way on everything on your soundcloud

it is really helpful though if it's a mix someone hasn't posted the track list to
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#25
You should also be able to link it to your twitter account.

"just came at 05:48 of Jurassic Fisting Park. #jizzed #quickie"
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#26
Quote by entity0009
You should also be able to link it to your twitter account.

"just came at 05:48 of Jurassic Fisting Park. #jizzed #quickie"

I've never understood why every site seems to let your share your videos on social networks.
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#27
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I've never understood why every site seems to let your share your videos on social networks.

I do it all the time? It shows that you have balls.
#28
Quote by BladeSlinger
I've never understood why every site seems to let your share your videos on social networks.

I've always imagined there to be entire networks of people on facebook who just find each other through porn likes.

Maybe they share porn videos like we share music videos. When they stream live cam feeds, it's the same as when our spotify listens are shown on our timeline.
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#29
Don't people fast forward to the money shot anyway? Gotta get the timing right.
#30
Quote by guitarxo
and what about when it's not and you're supremely disappointed

I imagine the outcome would be worse with porn

You're a woman. Sex is naturally disappointing to you.
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I've always imagined there to be entire networks of people on facebook who just find each other through porn likes.

Maybe they share porn videos like we share music videos. When they stream live cam feeds, it's the same as when our spotify listens are shown on our timeline.

If you prefer things like "midgets shitting in cups" over something like "lesbian blondes" you might want to have people searching along with you.
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#31
Quote by guitarxo
I don't even watch porn but this would ensure I never ever watch it

for the record those comments on soundcloud are distracting. I'm trying to enjoy the music and then there's "2:54" "THIS IS THE BEST PART" "dun dun dun dun" "YEAHHHHH" "check out _______" "sik af ****" "this drop beats the one at 1:43" "WAIT FOR THE DROP" "yeahhhhhhhh" "I just came"

What are you doing watching a soundcloud thing anyway
#32
>streaming porn
O.K.

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#33
Quote by BladeSlinger
I've never understood why every site seems to let your share your videos on social networks.


It's to show your friends how much you love albino lesbian midget porn.
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#34
Quote by genghisgandhi
What are you doing watching a soundcloud thing anyway

I don't wanna change tabs because if I do then it'll automatically go to the next track before I have time to pause and I don't like going to the next track without knowing what's next so I have to sit there and watch it play all the way through if I'm listening for the first time. also it makes me sit there because otherwise I might get bored and start doing something else and forget that I'm listening to music (it happens) that's why I can only listen to music without doing anything else if I'm on public transport.
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#35
Quote by willT08


Nailed every single one as well


Was that another comment suggestion for on porn films?
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#37
Holy shit, I'm Bi, but I don't wanna know about a thousand ugly dudes blowing their load. I wanna concentrate on the attractive men with their professional kegel-muscle trained load-blowing.
Just be honest with your d*ck, if dudes making gravy baby gets your groove going then just find one of those videos where there's like, 3 guys and 3 girls and no one cares who's ****ing whom.
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#38
Quote by EqualOfHeaven
Holy shit, I'm Bi, but I don't wanna know about a thousand ugly dudes blowing their load. I wanna concentrate on the attractive men with their professional kegel-muscle trained load-blowing.
Just be honest with your d*ck, if dudes making gravy baby gets your groove going then just find one of those videos where there's like, 3 guys and 3 girls and no one cares who's ****ing whom.

Kegel_Monster89 just came to this.
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#39
Quote by genghisgandhi
Please don't tell me you buy porn



Nah, I torrent it.
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#40
Quote by theguitarist
Nah, I torrent it.


Gotta have it in 1080P to see all those razorbumps and breast implant scars?
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