Fastiticalon
Banned
Join date: Jun 2013
310 IQ
#1
1O. Commercial music has no worthwhile content
09. Quantity of opinion does not = Qualtiy of player
08. Just because hes dead doesn't mean hes a legend
07. Tasteless wankery does not equate to technicality
06. Swirls on your guitars look gay
05. Wow you can sweep congratu-****ing-lations now stop.
04. He plays a seven string.
03. He writes riffs like this 000-000-0-00-00000-0000-00000-000!
02. Awesome tattoos bro! Is that a fairy?
01 Number one reason your favorite guitarist sucks? He wears ****ing makeup

Aren't lists great?
Fastiticalon
Banned
Join date: Jun 2013
310 IQ
#3
I was really trying to impress you... Can I have your autograph?
Last edited by Fastiticalon at Aug 5, 2013,
ChemicalFire
King of Bacon Pancakes
Join date: Oct 2007
5,773 IQ
#4
10 Reasons why your favourite thread sucks:

10 - You don't know how to write the number 10... it doesn't use an O
9 - You're assuming all people on this forum worship a popular guitarist
8 - You're an idiot
7 - Assuming those assumptions harder plz
6 - Still an idiot
5- I think my assumption counter is over heating
4 - I'll send you the bill for the repair work on my assumption counter
3 - And for my back up assumption counter
2 - You're an idiot
1 - Your thread is bad and you should feel bad
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
Last edited by ChemicalFire at Aug 5, 2013,
Fastiticalon
Banned
Join date: Jun 2013
310 IQ
#5
Quote by ChemicalFire
10 Reasons why you're favourite thread sucks:

10 - You don't know how to write the number 10... it doesn't use an O
9 - You're assuming all people on this forum worship a popular guitarist
8 - You're an idiot
7 - Assuming those assumptions harder plz
6 - Still an idiot
5- I think my assumption counter is over heating
4 - I'll send you the bill for the repair work on my assumption counter
3 - And for my back up assumption counter
2 - You're an idiot
1 - Your thread is bad and you should feel bad


ryan.bollinger.
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2013
126 IQ
#6
Quantity of opinion kind of does equal quality of content, for, there's a reason why there's a quantity of opinion. For example, a lot of people admire Eddie Van Halen, and he is not a "tasteless wanka" that guy can shred...but of course people like you Fastiticalon dislike popular music for the very fact that its popular...so vain.
Gorelord666
Lone Buffalo
Join date: Jul 2010
80 IQ
#7
10/10 thread.
Would read again.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
johnwolennon
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2007
1,000 IQ
#10
And just for fun, I'll come up with a response to all 1O reasons.

"1O. Commercial music has no worthwhile content"
Define commercial, worthwhile, and content.

"09. Quantity of opinion does not = Qualtiy of player"
That could go either way.

"08. Just because hes dead doesn't mean hes a legend"
Just because he (or she) is dead doesn't mean he (or she) sucks.

"07. Tasteless wankery does not equate to technicality"
Technicality does not equate to tasteless wankery. Also, define tasteless wankery, and technicality (just for the fun of it).

"06. Swirls on your guitars look gay"
That's a matter of personal taste. Also, the way a guitar looks doesn't change how well someone plays.

"05. Wow you can sweep congratu-****ing-lations now stop."
Though I understand the annoyance of hearing a song that's nonstop sweeps, how do you know that a person's favorite guitarists do that?

"04. He plays a seven string."
Personal taste, and once again how do you know?

"03. He writes riffs like this 000-000-0-00-00000-0000-00000-000!"
Refer to 04 and 05.

"02. Awesome tattoos bro! Is that a fairy?"
Refer to 03

"01 Number one reason your favorite guitarist sucks? He wears ****ing makeup"
Refer to 02
Banjocal
UG's only only
Join date: Sep 2009
1,174 IQ
#11
I was going to reply seriously to this but then I remembered who you were.