#4
Freeze to death
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#7
Would you rather have sex with someone who's monsterously obese, or someone who's grossly old?
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#8
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Would you rather have sex with someone who's monsterously obese, or someone who's grossly old?

No
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#9
Would you rather deal with every shit you take being a thousand wiper, or you only take one shit every 4 days feeling the I-need-to-shit discomfort the whole time?
#10
Would you rather have sex with someone who's monsterously obese, or someone who's grossly old?


The first one, if their so fat you can't find the entrance you can just find a sweaty roll of fat and do your thing.
#12
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Would you rather have sex with someone who's monsterously obese, or someone who's grossly old?


If it's both, I'd pick you.
#13
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Would you rather have sex with someone who's monsterously obese, or someone who's grossly old?

If by "grossly old" you mean someone who is 90 years old that would be okay because they might still be hot. If grossly old means they've aged horribly....yeah idk tough call. What do you mean by monstrously obese anyway
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#14
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If by "grossly old" you mean someone who is 90 years old that would be okay because they might still be hot. If grossly old means they've aged horribly....yeah idk tough call. What do you mean by monstrously obese anyway


This
#15
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#16
freeze to death, freezing will gradually slow down your bodily functions from the cold, including your nervous system preventing pain to some extent. you can peacefully freeze to death.

no way with fire.
burning alive would overload your brain with pain, I couldn't fathom what it's like.
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#18
Burning. Faster death.
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#19
Freeze. Hurts then nervous system and stuff shuts down and u go mostly numb. Probably pass out relatively peacefully from weakness and lack of blood flow and not wake up.

Burning = unbearable pain until your nerve endings burn mostly away and good luck passing out from the pain. Eye balls popping , fingernails melting, skin cracking and popping like grease.......

Is this honestly a fair question?
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#20
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lol the url

Definitely not the guy in that picture though.

Really, are you sure you don't find those sweat-covered boils on his moobs somewhat arousing ?
#21
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Really, are you sure you don't find those sweat-covered boils on his moobs somewhat arousing ?

I can't believe you just typed that
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#23
Can we add "digested alive by Kristen" to the OP?
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#24
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Would you rather have sex with someone who's monsterously obese, or someone who's grossly old?


yes
#26
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At 0 Kelvin, it becomes so cold that it feels like you're burning up.

Best of both worlds.

But you'd have to make it that far first.

If I could die instantly at 0-10 or so K then I'd do it that way.
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#27
Would you rather eat until your stomach literally explodes, or starve to death?

I would rather eat just enough.

Best of both worlds.

But you'd have to make it that far first.

If I could die instantly at 0-10 or so K then I'd do it that way.

Yeah, I know.

Just a thought.
#28
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Would you rather eat until your stomach literally explodes, or starve to death?

I'd eat myself to death because I like to eat and I hate being hungry.
#29
would you rather masterbate to death or have sex to the death?
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#30
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Would you rather eat until your stomach literally explodes, or starve to death?

Starve to death cuz I hate feeling full.
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#31
As I understand it, freezing to death is relatively painless, burning to death is...not.

So given a choice it's sort of a no-brainer.
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#33
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Would you rather eat until your stomach literally explodes, or starve to death?

you would just throw up
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#34
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you would just throw up


They could cut your esophagus from the inside and fill your stomach with blood
#36
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That's weird, if i'm hungry I feel sick.

Yeah I'm the opposite, if I eat even a little too much I feel really nauseous. it's unfortunate if I'm eating something delicious I've never actually gotten through a full 3 course meal comfortably because of that. Whereas if I don't eat, I just feel empty but it doesn't really affect anything else.
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#37
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Yeah I'm the opposite, if I eat even a little too much I feel really nauseous. it's unfortunate if I'm eating something delicious I've never actually gotten through a full 3 course meal comfortably because of that. Whereas if I don't eat, I just feel empty but it doesn't really affect anything else.

Nah, this thing happens to me if i'm hungry where I feel so sick that I don't want to move to get something to eat, because I think if I get up i'll puke, it happened when I woke up this morning.