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#1
Since everybody still wants to poke faults at Obama becoming president. What if a Us born Asian became president
#4
I would demand to see his or her original, long form birth certificate. Then call it a fake.
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Seriously, I'm not a fan of iphones and guitars mixing.
#5
Finally, somebody who can do maths in the White House.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#6
Can (s)he do the job?

Is (s)he good at it?

The rest is immaterial.

I don't care if they are green and screw goats on the White House lawn if they can actually do the job...which seems to be the problem we've had for the last several decades.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#7
So, how would you guys feel if I became POTUS?



...modes and scales are still useless.


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#8
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Can (s)he do the job?

Is (s)he good at it?

The rest is immaterial.

I don't care if they are green and screw goats on the White House lawn if they can actually do the job...which seems to be the problem we've had for the last several decades.


Slow down there, cowboy...
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#9
I would have no strong feeling one way or the other.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#11
Quote by Arby911
Can (s)he do the job?

Is (s)he good at it?

The rest is immaterial.

I don't care if they are green and screw goats on the White House lawn if they can actually do the job...which seems to be the problem we've had for the last several decades.

You know what? I do care if they're green and screw goats. Keep them outta the White House.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#13
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I don't care if they are green and screw goats on the White House lawn


This would actually get them my vote.

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I'd be worried that a man with a small penis has control over nuclear bombs


But this would be a problem...
ayy lmao
#15
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So, how would you guys feel if I became POTUS?




Amazed.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#17
Do you mean Far East Asian or like, Indian/Pakistani, or Middle-Eastern Asia? Wait shit, that wouldn't make a difference really. I feel racist now.

Screw America anyway, Britain could use a Sikh Prime-Minister with the turban and the beard, you know, the whole nine yards. British politics would still undoubtably suck ass, but atleast I'd be able to pretend the Prime-Minister is a wizard.
Vinland, Vinland Über Alles

"Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier!"
#18
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So, how would you guys feel if I became POTUS?




I'd vote for you

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BOW BEFORE ME PEASANTS.
#20
If they were capable of doing the job (and i feel like an asian president would be very good, based on nothing other than asian micromanagement stereotypes), it could be a potato with a brain for all i care. It's not even far fetched, either, there are plenty of asian-descent americans in hawaii.
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#21
As long as it's not a woman I'd be fine with anything.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#22
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So, how would you guys feel if I became POTUS?



Super proud and jealous of the numerous fancy dinners you'd go to
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#25
I'd like to see the US go Australia and elect an atheist woman.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#26
I think it's more common for a Marxist Indian woman to be president of the USA than an asian.
#27
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So, how would you guys feel if I became POTUS?



I would watch every single politically-related broadcast just to see how everyone pronounces your name
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#28
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That... Video.


Holy shit, got 30 seconds in... Wow. Serious case of tukrjerbs
Vinland, Vinland Über Alles

"Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier!"
#29
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Holy shit, got 30 seconds in... Wow. Serious case of tukrjerbs

Put a beat behind it and it's a masterpiece
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#31
i'd go "no way, man, really?"
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#32
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I'd be worried that a man with a small penis has control over nuclear bombs



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#33
I don't really give a shit.
Politicians free themselves, but they don't free the People. They are all the same in my eyes.
#34
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Super proud and jealous of the numerous fancy dinners you'd go to

best answer

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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But our Band is Listana
#35
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
Why are people still not getting it? Obama's race means nothing. The only reason it is even noticed is because a bunch of old White guys were past presidents. The sole thing that matters, however, is Obama's policies -- just as that was the sole thing that mattered with every president past.
#37
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Haven't found anything better than this beat so far

I forgot the beat!

My favorite moment is when he says Ellen DeJINerous
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#39
Quote by Xiaoxi
So, how would you guys feel if I became POTUS?



I'd expect nation-wide lessons accompanied by a bulleted list of why scales are bad.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#40
I don't care. I just don't want a women to become one. Remember all the black people not shutting up about a nigga being in the house? Yeah, now imagine all the shit we will have to hear from the females when one of them gets in.
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