They play couch well.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
a sofa that plays guitar.
I prefer the love seat musician, they're a lot more compact and the tone is unforgettable
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Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
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Hahaha you short fuck
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LOL manlet
I've never met anyone who could play the chairs.

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
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Sorry, never heard of that! I'm not a musician and have never had any interest in music, art, or performing arts as a career/profession.
TS's mother is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water
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You get my first ever lolstack

The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point

Aw yeah.
Couch Musician- An individual, mostly male, who performs a solo with his flute; sometimes lasting an entire 10 minutes with a dramatic climax followed by a sudden, yet, abrupt ending, often more than not, completely displeasing to the listener.
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A musician on a couch.

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Not to be confused with a crouch musician

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10/10 I love you
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.


...but the rape never came