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#1
I had a dream where someone tried to kill me, but I killed them and then they went down me shower drain.
I'm finally 18!!!
#3
I was a Russian soldier. I was sat in a small building that was little more than a box with a ladder to the top. There was grass around the building but then just white, like we were an illustration on a page. I was shot in the chest and bled out on the floor.

That's one of maybe 4 dreams I remember from my life.
#4
Quote by LostLegion
I've had way too many. Most of them involve someone trying to kill me and I die in the end.

Have you ever actually died in a dream, or do you wake up right when you're about to die?
I'm finally 18!!!
#5
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Have you ever actually died in a dream, or do you wake up right when you're about to die?

When I die I wake up.
#6
I had one recently. I can't remember everything, but I was part of a small town in Alaska and went on a cheerful time travel adventure. When we went back we brought along all sorts of old-timey stuff as proof the machine worked, but during the presentation we instead decided to tell everyone it was all a hoax. Just because we thought that was funny.
#7
I had a weird dream when I was sick like 2 weeks ago, but the dream continued in the morning when I was half awake, I was hallucinating and shit, can't remember a lot of it though.
#9
i fell asleep on a bench and dreamt i shot myself in the head, and almost fell off the bench
#10
I don't know. I've had many weird ones. Last night I dreamt a load of spider eggs on my wall hatched and then my dog ate my rabbit. I don't have a rabbit.

I've got a recurring one which is like a freaky as **** water ride where you sit on a little tyre and the setting's like middle eastern and it's weird.
#11
Here's a few of mine:

My grandmother trying to kill me with a hair dryer.

Being home alone in a horror movie atmosphere, hearing some weird noises in the dark and eventually it was the old lady from The Aristocats.

Running in a farm full of huge scorpions with Halloween pumpkins instead of their heads.

Pissing so much the water level on the toilet raised up and I flooded the whole bathroom.

Losing my teeth and spitting them... a lot of them, like 500 or so.

Dying on a plane because a missile hit it, waking up, then dying again because the plane crashed, and then finally waking up for real (Inception anyone?).

P.S.: I don't know why, but I'm able to levitate and maybe even fly in most if not all of my dreams.
#12
I have died in dreams, and it's the most awful black feeling ever, like I'm being crushed (one about lethal injection still freaks me out today). The weirdest dream though was when I was JFK and I had to complete a Pitfall Harry style jungle adventure to complete a Satanic prophecy, which ended with a blood masturbation ritual, where I pulled an idol from my head. After this, the prophecy was complete, and skinny fifty foot tall women danced the can can, and blood confetti fell from the sky. No joke, I dreamed that.

The second would have to be when I was crawling through the air vents at my grandparents' house, with no arms. After a while of slithering through the vents, I came upon a glowing rabbit with prosthetic legs. That same night I had another dream I was at the changeroom in the public pool and I saw a dude making poo porn with his sister. After I caught them, he started chasing me, so I began swimming through the air, but could never get away.

You can see why I keep a dream journal
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#13
Got a shit ton of weird ones. I remember a bit of what I dream every morning when I wake up
Sail upon the open skies
#14
Last night I had a dream that I murdered everyone I loved in the dream then had a crushing realization that I was entirely alone and could never get them back.


Sounds like something that could be easily analyzed.
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#15
last night:

I was with a bunch of people I know and two of them were excluding me from stuff so I threw a clipboard at them and my eyes started bleeding and then they said "too bad we're on our periods so blood doesn't matter" and then I mocked them saying that in a whiny voice and they started crying and their tears were beer so it hurt their eyes and then me and the other people went to a movie. I think it was Despicable Me 2 but I'm not sure because I woke up in the middle of the previews.
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#17
I "woke up", walked down stairs and went to go open the front door when this rodent pops out of nowehere and tells me not to go outside. On the door I then see a newspaper with a headline that read "The Pirates Have Won the War", said newspaper was also scribbled in red crayon. The rodent then tells me that "The Shock Boys are Here" I turn to see two small figures dressed in halloween-style skeleton costumes. I then woke up
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#18
I dreamed I was being chased around a mansion by the Sugar Puff Monster.

I was like, 8 at the time, but still. It was weird.
#19
I was fighting these two girls on a river and then they levitated and started riverdancing.

I'm not even kidding.
#20
Just yesterday; I had this dream I was in a dim lit public washroom, and above the urinal was a tv screen with the video game 'Tekken' on it. The only way to control the game was to piss.

I power hauled a joint before I went to sleep so that's what did it I'm guessing. I don't usually remember my dreams.
#21
I dreamt a few years ago that I was responsible for the untimely demise of Paul Scholes. I was on the same United team as him, although for some reason we were wearing the 1986-88 Sharp kit, so clearly we'd time travelled or something. Anyway, I have no idea who else was on the team, because everyone else's faces were blurry and I couldn't see any names on the backs of shirts. The opposition were wearing chequered black and white shirts with half white/half black shorts. Oh, and the game was being played at Wembley Stadium (the new one).


I was playing central defense, and the ball was played over the top by one of their players. There was nobody near me, so I just hoofed the ball as hard as I could, Bebe style, into the air. It rocketed skywards like a rocket, until it hit one of those cameras that they attach to wires to get aerial shots of matches. The camera was knocked loose, and it dropped downwards onto poor old Scholes' head, ending him instantly. The referee sent me off for it, despite my protests that I can't foul someone on the same team as me, and the match resumed a few minutes later as if nothing untoward had happened.


I woke up as I was leaving up the tunnel, and just lay there thinking "what the actual **** was that?"
#22
I had a dream where I was exploring some cave with my family. I discovered it was a home for a midget cannibal and decided to play it cool with him. So I tried not to alarm him and made small talk with him. At some point he snapped and started to chase me with the intention of eating me alive right there and then. I ran to my dad, hoping he'd help me fight the cannibal, but instead he found it to be a perfect time to let me handle things my own and learn to defend myself. While I was furiously flailing my legs around to not let the midget bite into my leg, he said "That a boy! You got the hang of it already!"
#23
*I killed my dad with a knife, because he asked for it. That one disturbed me way more than any other dream ever.

*A friend's mother spent one of my dreams trying to kill prostitutes. That one was pretty intense.
#24
A recent one involved discussing politics with my stepdad, only for him to keep mocking me. I ended up doing *something* and then I'm an outlaw.

I often have a recurring one involving an out of control car speeding in a desert.

I tend to lucid dream a lot but I don't have full control so things always go weird.
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#25
There's a legend that says if you ever die in a dream you die in the real life too. That's why dreams scare people so much, one second away from dying. That's also why you wake up right before you die. Just a legend though, have a nice sleep.
#26
Quote by ehbacon
There's a legend that says if you ever die in a dream you die in the real life too. That's why dreams scare people so much, one second away from dying. That's also why you wake up right before you die. Just a legend though, have a nice sleep.


...right.

I've died in several dreams. I've died multiple times in a single dream...

Think I've got this one debunked.
ayy lmao
#27
Quote by ehbacon
There's a legend that says if you ever die in a dream you die in the real life too. That's why dreams scare people so much, one second away from dying. That's also why you wake up right before you die. Just a legend though, have a nice sleep.


Okay, calm down Freddy...
#28
Yeah, I die in dreams pretty often.

Besides, what's to say that waking up right before you die wasn't actually dying in a dream?
#29
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Yeah, I die in dreams pretty often.

Besides, what's to say that waking up right before you die wasn't actually dying in a dream?

What's to say when we die we don't wake up?


for real
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brot pls
#30
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What's to say when we die we don't wake up?


for real
We're all in little simulators.
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#31
Choice between
1) one where I was riding on a giant waterslide, hundreds of miles above the city below (like that Barclay card advert) and I stuck my legs over the side. Suddenly the covered part appears round the corner but I'm not able to pull my legs in quick enough and they get snapped off. I think the dream ended there or it may have ended with me in shock over my newly bleeding leg stumps.

2) the only proper sex dream I've had, having sex with a girl from my music class in a bed high up on a ledge above cave but the cave is in the side of cliff by the sea so there's water below with big jagged rocks in it.
OUT OF ORDER
#32
The ones where I fall then my body jumps
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#34
I played Modern Warfare 2 a lot for awhile, and one time I had a dream that I was in the game on the map Afghan, and I got killed. Normally you wake up when you die in dreams, but I had to sit through a respawn counter.

#gamer4life
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#35
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you guys die in dreams? you some messed up people. It is just a legend...

They've been saying that forever. I remember hearing it when I was little. That you'd have a heart attack.
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brot pls
#36
me as a girl.

getting ****ed by an old man.

i win the thread.
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#37
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me as a girl.

getting ****ed by an old man.

i win the thread.

Dafuq man
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#39
I had a dream once where this one chick was trying to seduce me. I woke up and realized she was a chick I disliked...
#40
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I had a dream once where this one chick was trying to seduce me. I woke up and realized she was a chick I disliked...


What's that, Freud?


You saying that Sam actually wants that chick to shine his knob?


You saying that his dislike of her is only because she won't shine his knob?


nigga pls you can't say that about samdawg
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