#2
Someone went in for a check up, found something wrong, and was treated?


No. Fucking. Way.
#3
Quote by blake1221
Someone went in for a check up, found something wrong, and was treated?


No. Fucking. Way.

YEAH SCIENCE!


Dude is sixty-seven years old. That's impressive. It's not ridiculous for someone who's in their fifties to have a heart stint.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#4
well let him die, atleast he won't die as a hypnotized morron who thaught he was dying for his country and democracy, nor as an iraqi 12-year old child that got bombed
#6
Quote by Masquirina
I hear they pulled this lorax out of his brain and set it free:



Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#7
I don't wish any ill health or suffering on him but I wouldn't lose any sleep if he had an infarction.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#8
I've always thought he was a genuinely nice person, but he wasn't a very good President. I'd love to have a beer with him.
#9
Quote by daytripper75
I've always thought he was a genuinely nice person, but he wasn't a very good President. I'd love to have a beer with him.
This, my friends, is called litotes.

But yeah despite some idiotic idealisms he's probably a socially pleasant person.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#11
I bet he was bushed afterward.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#13
Who?
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#15
He is 67?

I always though he was much younger than that.

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#16
Quote by Tom 1.0
He is 67?

I always though he was much younger than that.
He uses his magical spells to appear younger; becoming wrinkled and pale when he reveals his true evil.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#17
Quote by Tom 1.0
He is 67?

I always though he was much younger than that.



He was much younger at some point.
#18
Quote by blake1221
I'd way rather kick it with Bush over Obama.

I'd love to talk basketball with Obama. We're both Bulls fans.

"So I went up to Chicago for the Bulls-Celtics game last year an-"

"I remember.."

"Huh? Anyway, it was a lot of fun! How many games have you been to?"
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#20
Quote by AmirT
well let him die, atleast he won't die as a hypnotized morron who thaught he was dying for his country and democracy, nor as an iraqi 12-year old child that got bombed

This, my friends, is what happens when you drink during a pregnancy.
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Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

#21
Quote by JayT44
I'd love to talk basketball with Obama. We're both Bulls fans.

"So I went up to Chicago for the Bulls-Celtics game last year an-"

"I remember.."

"Huh? Anyway, it was a lot of fun! How many games have you been to?"


Very subtle. I approve.
#22
Quote by nincompoop
His dad is like 102, and he's lived through a lot of shit. He'll be fine.


Germans have a saying.

Unkraut vergeht nicht.

Weeds die hard.
#23
Who is George W. Bush?
"Your signature can not be longer than 250 characters."

How you know you have too many guitars...

Apparently once also known as PonyFan #834553.
#24
Despite his presidency, I would kick it with George. Hes a g.
Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.