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#1
We've all been in this situation before, you're visiting a friend at their house and all of a sudden, you get a call saying you have to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Do you respect your friend enough to not take a shit in their bathroom, or is it okay to shit in their toilet because you're bros? Is first time visiting off limits to shitting?

So Pit, what's your views on shitting at your friend's house?
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#3
Depends on the relationship I think. If you're "bros" and laugh at that stuff it's fine
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#5
I recently talked about this with some female friends. I had absolutely no idea that doing a poo in someone else's house is supposedly rude or unacceptable.

I don't really understand the problem with using someone's toilet... That's what a toilet's for. Obviously assuming you leave it in a good state/don't make a massive stench.
#9
I usually hold it if I can, but at the end of the day, it's a natural process which is nothing to be ashamed of.
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#11
Most of my friends wouldn't care as long as I sprayed some air freshener afterwards
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#13
Depends on whose house it is, I guess. If it was at any one of my "normal" friend's houses, I'd do it without hesitation. I have done it without hesitation.
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#14
Toilets are for shitting why would you get upset if someone used yours, I mean unless you are one of those freaks that wont even use a public washroom then its not like your going to get some weird ass disease or something. The only thing I could see being a problem is if you didn't flush, painted the toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting or created an ungodly smell of horrors. All of which are very preventable or easily remedied so it really shouldn't be a big deal.
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#15
i'm uncomfortable shitting in most places outside of my own bathroom or bathrooms at family's houses.

i have no shame when it comes to shitting at my one friend's house though, but we've been friends for like 15 years.

before they got a new toilet i used to clog theirs all the time and could never get it unplugged so i'd just leave it.

when someone inevitably found it, they'd all blame it on my friend's younger brother.
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#16
I don't see a problem with it, just make sure it functions properly.
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#17
If you got to poop, you got to poop. Just don't use all the TP.
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This. Seriously, who gets their panties in a twist because you had to do number 2?
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#22
I avoid it if possible, but I don't think it's rude to do it. I don't care if someone takes a shit in my house (provided they do it in the toilet/litterbox). Just do a double flush and turn the fan on, problem solved.
#23
If I was just there for a bit I'd hold it in. But I usually don't have to shit outside my house cause It's awkward so my body just, doesn't need to shit in those situations. But If I'm there all day or spending the night, yeah I drop a deuce if needed.
#24
I used to be able to hold it for days. I just wait until I get home. Unless I am visiting there for days, but then they'd have to get used to me a bit more anyway.
#25
Also, guess what guys? When you get older, holding it in is really really really fuccking bad. I'm 26, I should know. It is terrible.
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i'm uncomfortable shitting in most places outside of my own bathroom or bathrooms at family's houses.

i have no shame when it comes to shitting at my one friend's house though, but we've been friends for like 15 years.

before they got a new toilet i used to clog theirs all the time and could never get it unplugged so i'd just leave it.

when someone inevitably found it, they'd all blame it on my friend's younger brother.


many people feel uncomfortable with that. public toilets are fatal if you dont watch out for the fangs.
However back in the day my school class organised a daytrip to london, had to use a toilet so iwent to a public toilet, paid those fifty pence and discovered someone laid a present on evry ****ing toilet seat. i waited till i was back in germany. i waited 31 hours, i thought i would explode.
#32
A friends house, sure. I'll shit my brains out and announce "I have to take a shit" before I do.

A girl or girlfriend's house. Hold that mother****er like your life depends on it.
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#34
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You're not old enough to know what it's for, whelp.

Are you implying 24 year old's can't experience bowel discomfort?

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A girl or girlfriend's house. Hold that mother****er like your life depends on it.

Why? Because girls don't shit too? This idea is immature and weird.
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#35
One shouldn't feel like they have to hold in a shit, especially at the house of someone you call 'friend'.
#36
I only shit in toilets other than my own if there is absolutely no alternative. Sometimes I'll wait. If I absolutely can't wait, then yeah, I'll use the toilet of a friend, but I'd prefer not to. I used to leave when I was in high school to go home and take a shit. I'm not a fan of public restrooms. They're generally quite disgusting. In order: My toilet > the toilet of a close relative > the toilet of a close friend > the toilet of a distant relative> the toilet of an acquaintance > a public toilet.
#37
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A friends house, sure. I'll shit my brains out and announce "I have to take a shit" before I do.

A girl or girlfriend's house. Hold that mother****er like your life depends on it.


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#39
eh, i've had friends take a dump at my house. i'm just passing the favor.
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#40
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This.


But I know all public toilets of my city,like all.When they are open, when they are not. So when the pressure is high, ill drop it.


Ive shit myself out of home like....urgh,got to be 6 times this year alone. Like the liquid ones that run down your leg in to the shoe and there are like 3 kms of walk to get to home.
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