#4
the acapella group who sang the Cool Whip song on those commercials that never get played anymore came to my middle school once and performed for us.

it was as lame as it sounds.

this is cool though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSezVb2tQug
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#5
Yup, it's pretty ridiculous. That's why I felt I should share it with "The Pit" lol.
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#6
That wasn't acapella at all...
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#8
yo yo yo

i gots to go cause im spending mah dough

on whiskey for myself

to drink to my ill health

cause of a thread you may know

made by guitarxo
Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY
#9
yo yo yo

i think i want whiskey too

but it's a long walk

yo
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
#10
yo yo yo

how you feel: it I know

but for the whiskey you must throw

your punches at your lazing ego

else you'll never get that freshness

only can be delivered by the bestest

alcohol in all the world

holy shit wild turkey is pretty damn affordable
Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY
#11
Ey yo

I get the money I spend it
I buy the cars you rent them
I fuk the girl you love
I kill the crew you know
I spit these bars with flo
All the niggas they know
'Bout all the girls I bone
'Bout all the hoes I own
'Bout all the weed I smoke

Yo, word to your mother.
#12
That was not a freestyle.

Freestyle!
we are freestylin
style my nile as I got that bile
sprayed on your face
like your first child
#13
they call me n8 i'm not ya legal type of fella
weed so good got me feelin like helen kella
can't describe the ****in world i'm in
pull up to the scene straight up lookin mongolian
ain't schwarzenbach but i will break ya jaw
went to art school, call me quick draw mcgraw

i couldn't come up with the last line so i just stole a lil wayne line
you're a stone fox
#15
Poetry reading has already been a thing for a long time.
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