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i was 5 she was 4
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
My wife is 53 now so that would make her the oldest.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
Ts how old are you?

It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
One girl I dated was 2 years and a few months younger than I, and this other girl I dated for like 2 days in middle school (lol) was like 2 grades higher than me so she was at least 1.5 years older, I'd say.
I'm 4 years older than my boyfriend but to be honest we look the same age. I'm 25 he's 21.
Me: 15
Her: 18

then it was

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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
I think the oldest guy I dated at the time he was 18, and I was 15. The youngest guy I've dated at the time he was 11 and I was 12.
I'm finally 18!!!
Me 24
Her 22

Me 25
Her 28
MY Music
Chute CC-04 2x12
Fender American Deluxe Strat SSS (with DG-20's)
Martin Dx-1
Big Muff Pi Tone Wicker
Keeley Mod Bluesdriver
Holy Grail Plus Reverb
MXR Carbon Copy Delay
Boss RC-2 Loop pedal
me 22 and her 17

and current is me 26 her 22
'93 Gibson LP Studio (498T/490R)-Ebony
'14 Gibson LP Standard (JB/Jazz)-Ocean Water Perimeter
Epi MKH LP Custom-7 (SD Custom Shop JB-7)-Ebony

Maxon od808|Boss NS-2|Boss CE-5|
Line6 G55|Korg Pitchblack Pro

JVM 210h|1960a(V30/G12t-75)
I haven't dated anyone in recent years.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

i was 16-17 and she was 15-16
I won't slave for beggars pay, likewise gold and jewels. But I would slave to learn the way, to sink your ship of fools.
I was 20. She was 25. We banged.

My dream would be to bang a 35 year old.

And when I'm 35, to bang a 25 year old. Aw yea.
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Me: 15
Her: 18

Nice, bro!

then it was


Fucking disgusting pig.
Every girl I've dated has been either one or two years younger then me
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
One girl I dated was 3 years younger than me, and my fiancee is 2 1/2 years older than me. I think that about covers it.
Youngest, we were both fourteen.

Oldest, both nineteen.
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Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

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Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

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If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
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