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#1
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/498466/20130812/intempo-benidorm-spain-tallest-skyscraper-europe-photos.htm

Welcome to Benidorm, Spain.

They built this skyscraper with 47 stories.

They "forgot" to make room for the elevator in 27 of those.

Does anyone else think it looks like someone wearing a speedo?



Oh yeah, they've been working on that building for 10 years.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Aug 12, 2013,
#5
Quote by Jackal58
Brought to you by the same people that can't build a submarine that floats.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/24/spain-submarine-s-81-isaac-peral-cant-float_n_3328683.html

What the-- who runs that company, the Three Stooges?

"Curly! Go draw up the plans for the new submarine."

"Okay, Moe!"

*years later*

"You numbskull, you forgot to make it float! Why I oughta..."

"Woop woop woop woop!"
#7
Quote by Jackal58
Brought to you by the same people that can't build a submarine that floats.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/24/spain-submarine-s-81-isaac-peral-cant-float_n_3328683.html


they can just keep it as a sea satellite of sorts
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#10
They do have elevators, but only for 20 floors. I would like the person who proposed that only half the building has elevators to be violently beaten.
#15
Quote by FearMyLightning
I approve. Fatass motherfuckers need to lose some weight.


I agree. Most of you who are laughing at this must be overwheighted.

PD: Spain sucks, the only good thing about this country is his weather.
#17
Instead of an elevator, they could add a penis to it so that people can jump out the tip with a parachute on.
#19
Quote by Todd Hart
Better than a submarine that won't sink.

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#20
Quote by Todd Hart
Better than a submarine that won't sink.



You mean a....ship?

Yeah, those are bad?
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#21
Quote by Arby911
You mean a....ship?

Yeah, those are bad?




submarines that won't float are basically hollow rocks. Except made with much more expensive material than most rocks.
#22
quite interesting how this suddenly pops up when UK and Spain are not so good about Gibraltar.
#25
living on a 47th floor building is so convenient.

que chingados..??? vete a la chingada!
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#26
I like it. It maintains a metaphor.

It's easy to move up and down the calf, but if you want to get between the legs at the top, you have to work for it. The building clearly represents Spain's sexual frustrations.
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#27
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I like it. It maintains a metaphor.

It's easy to move up and down the calf, but if you want to get between the legs at the top, you have to work for it. The building clearly represents Spain's sexual frustrations.


This just gave me a raging frustration.
#28
Cool.

I hate elevators, they make me dizzy so I would rather use the stairs.
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#29
I'm pretty sure that building is infertile.
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#31
I think this answers that fools question on whether he should move to Germany or Spain.
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#32
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submarines that won't float are basically hollow rocks. Except made with much more expensive material than most rocks.

The SI Geode?
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#33
Benidorm is pretty much the laughing stock of Spain anyway, why not make it the laughing stock of everywhere else.

Also the building looks like it was designed by a kid who's just hit puberty and plays minecraft a lot.
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#34
why don't they replace all the stairs after the 20th floor with escalators?

problem solved.
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#35
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Also the building looks like it was designed by a kid who's just hit puberty and plays minecraft a lot.

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#36
Quote by Jostry
I think this answers that fools question on whether he should move to Germany or Spain.


Yeeeeeah. I know.
#40
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Looks like we know who wears the pants in the EU.


Is it Germany?

I bet it's Germany.

I mean, technically, that money to build it probably came from Germany.
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