Poll: Who's doper?
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View poll results: Who's doper?
Ellen
73 82%
Oprah
16 18%
Voters: 89.
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#6
God, that's like choosing between letting Michael J. Fox pull your fingernails out with tweezers or getting stung by 23 angry bees and then jumping in salt water.


I'll go with Oprah cause, tig ol' bitties.
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#7
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I don't watch shitty television.

So Ellen. She was Dory in Finding Nemo, dontchaknow.






That being said....big tits always gets my vote
#9
Ellen. I'd definitely straighten her out.
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#11
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They're both annoying.

yeah.
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#13
^ Yeah i just realized that

Thats a much better example

EDIT: Good god its almost painful. The accent almost pierces through the ear drums
Last edited by Max-Roach at Aug 14, 2013,
#14
oprah cause black




#18
Quote by Andrea55
I dont watch either show cause theyre boring to me.


.but ellen's got that white girl lesbian spunk :/ :/
#19
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Ellen's got more spunk


Not if she likes women.



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#22
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

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#24
Oprah's a self righteous bitch.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#25
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Can we just dump them both near the South Pole?


Where they can fight to the death
#26
Celebrity Death Match!!!
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#27
People still listen to Oprah? I thought she was just a fad.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#28
They're both dope. As in the drug. The kind of drug that addicts and kills.

Out of both of them, Oprah is the most shaggable without makeup. That's my criteria.
#30
Ellen, caus she's not racist against white people
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#31
As far as I know, they're both pretty nice people, but Ellen seems more genuine to me.
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#33
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Ellen, caus she's not racist against white people


This too. I also feel Ellen's less of a snob than Oprah too.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#34
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Where they can fight to the death

I like the way you think.

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People still listen to Oprah? I thought she was just a fad.

She had a show for 25 years and now has a magazine. Not sure you could call that a "fad".
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Aug 14, 2013,
#36
Ellen's just too corny all the time.

and she promotes god awful music all the time, too.

then again, what talk show host doesn't?
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#37
Ellen.

Wouldn't the correct phrasing be, "Who is most dope"?

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#38
Ellen

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> Wife is in Arrested Development
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#39
Oprah's the only choice. She's a billionaire. She's not a ****ing dancing cornball.
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#40
Ellen because she is funny.
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