#1
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His brothers used to put door handles on the walls of his house?
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
Last edited by cliff_em_all at Aug 15, 2013,
#3
What does Stevie Wonders wife do when she's mad?

She moves the furniture around.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#4
What's the definition of endless love?


Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#5
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To quote Granddad, "I think ALL marriage should be illegal."


[quote="'-[NiL"]-'] I asked him what tuning he put it in and he replied, "seventh."

Seventh.
#10
Quote by So-Cal
Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's dead

I thought it was because she was a woman?
#11
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I thought it was because she was a woman?

that's pretty sexist m8
#14
what's the fastest thing on land?


Stevie Wonders speedboat.


whats black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
#16
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#19
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^^
Damn. To hell I go.


I'll hold the door open for you.
I love all 5 (sold a couple) of my Carvin X-100b's.