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#1
Im 16 and cant get laid ik its a shame . I just dont understand what went wrong guys. I tried being an ******* . Didnt work. Tried being confident . Didnt work . Tried being myself . Didnt work . Tried seduction . Didnt work . . Every attempt i try is just a crash and burn . Help me what do i do ?
#2
You're probably just hideously ugly. Get reconstructive surgery, lower your standards or get hit by a train
#3
get yourself one of these:

trust me




#4
Maybe it's because you can't write worth shit. Your cringe-worthy obsession with getting laid is probably the problem.
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#6
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Your cringe-worthy obsession with getting laid is probably the problem.


You just described all men
#7
Stop trying so hard.
I mean, I'm not guaranteeing success here, but at least you won't embarrass yourself as much.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
Quote by Max-Roach
You just described all men

not really




#10
Quote by MinterMan22
not really


Then somethings wrong with your appendage.


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nice projection bro


Thanks, i thought you'd like it
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#11
It's probably because you're either the kind of person who goes onto a guitar forum to ask why he can't get laid, or because you're an internet troll who goes on guitar forums making 'fake' posts about his real problem with getting laid.
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#14
> tune a guitar in open tuning
> learn to sing a little
> serenade random women
> watch the panties drop
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#16
Quote by jjfeu662
> tune a guitar in open tuning
> learn to sing a little
> serenade random women
> watch the panties drop

must work for ya all the time eh bud?




#17
Quote by MinterMan22
must work for ya all the time eh bud?


Two words. James May.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#18
Quote by MinterMan22
get yourself one of these:

trust me

it needs flames to show women that you are edgy and dangerous as well as highly fashionable.
#19
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
Quote by Thrashtastic15
it needs flames to show women that you are edgy and dangerous as well as highly fashionable.

baby steps.. you cant have him going from no action at all to swimming in pussy. poor guy wouldn't know what to do.




#21
Shut the **** up, dude. You're still a child. Come back and bump this thread when you're 40 and still haven't had sex.
#24
Quote by Butt Rayge
Shut the **** up, dude. You're still a child. Come back and bump this thread when you're 40 and still haven't had sex.


Which reminds me:

Watch the 40 Year Old Virgin. Absorb the message of the movie. Act on it.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#26
maybe you should stop being an immature prick who thinks that women's sole purpose in life is to have sex with you

or just get an ugly bitch drunk
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#27
Quote by jjfeu662
Which reminds me:

Watch the 40 Year Old Virgin. Absorb the message of the movie. Act on it.

Ask questions.
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#29
You're either trying too hard, so you look like an idiot, or you're fugly.

Pick one, and fix the problem.

Even if you are ugly, it can still be drastically improved by simply having good hygiene, nice style, and a good haircut.

Also, try to be funny (without looking like an idiot by trying too hard), bitches love funny dudes.
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#32
Date rape drugs?

I'm not saying you should. I'm just saying...
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#34
stop being a little bitch.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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#35
Do you just try to charm girls and get them to have sex with you in one go?
No sixteen year old can do that.
#36
Quote by snipelfritz

I'm not saying you should. I'm just saying...

You should definitely not say stuff with an active warning.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#38
If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

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I don't believe the Big Bang
#39
If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but TS's garbage threads ain't one.

@ the guy above me r u fukn srs? ill fukn kick ur ass betch chnge ur fukn post
#40
Nah now you got 100 problems, bitch
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

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