#9
copious lubrication
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#10
What's even more f*cked up is some of the other stories on that page.. Such as a f*cking man not realising he shot a huge f*cking nail through his motherf*cking skull. That xray gave me chills. i feel like i need to say f*ck 100 times more..
#12
I clicked on this thinking he had like a fork in his dick as if someone where to pick it up and eat it, but man, you really meant IN his dick. INSIDE IT...


Why do I even come to UG again?
#13
Quote by cha33 armstrong
Cringe

This, so much.
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#14
I had a totally different idea of what this was going to be about. I was imagining his penis went off in two different directions like a fork in the road...don't ask how that would work, because I'm not sure.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#15
When asked if he'd continue inserting forks into his penis the man replied "No, this is the last tine"
#16
Quote by willT08
When asked if he'd continue inserting forks into his penis the man replied "No, this is the last tine"

Oh when I lift you up you feel
like a hundred times yourself
Last edited by metaldud536 at Aug 19, 2013,
#17
Also is it just me or does Fork Penis sound like a really weird psych rock band?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#18
Quote by willT08
When asked if he'd continue inserting forks into his penis the man replied "No, this is the last tine"

yeah sure

That's what they all say
#19
Quote by metaldud536
Oh when I lift you up you feel
like a hundred times yourself

You have an excellent taste in music sir.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#20
I'm trying really hard to not let that page load to find out how the hell this happened. My genitals are cringing in fear.