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#2
I got you another laugh for that seinfeld joke I didn't get



(sorry, it was short notice)
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#4
well it's about bloody time

ily all
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
Happy birthday! I got you a one-way trip to Belize!
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#6
happy birthday
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#7
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Happy birthday! I got you a one-way trip to Belize!




But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Aug 19, 2013,
#12
HEEEEY.


happy birthday, you'll be the last motherfucker with your back against the wall come the revolution, that's how much I love you.
#14
happy birthday man!
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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#16
Happy birthday m8. I got you a lovely date.

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Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#17
yay more pizza for me

but you're implying that I anime
I hardly anime
except sometimes
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Aug 19, 2013,
#18
Happy birthday man. I'm fairly drunk atm so if I go searching for a gift for you right now it would probably be highly inappropriate to post here. So use your imagination and have whatever highly inappropriate birthday present you want man.
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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#19
Happy birthday mane! I got you some advice for your big day: Go back to Jim Halpert. Walter White doesn't suit you.
#21
Happy birthday. I got you an electronic organizer.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#24
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Happy birthday man. I'm fairly drunk atm so if I go searching for a gift for you right now it would probably be highly inappropriate to post here.

I'm also fairly drunk
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Happy birthday mane! I got you some advice for your big day: Go back to Jim Halpert. Walter White doesn't suit you.

ikr
but breaking bad is still on and when it's finished it's gone for good
I owe it this much

also I don't really know you
post more or give UGing advice less
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Happy birthday. I got you an electronic organizer.

how thoughtful :3
is it... hot?
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Happy Birthday, Ricky Gervais.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#26
Happy birthday.

You don't receive my present now. But in the distant future, long after you are gone from this earth, people will worship you like a god. They will raise idols to you, crafted in stone torn from the hearts of volcanos. Your name will be passed down through the generations, spoken in awe, pride, and fear. Wars will be fought in your name. Atrocities will be wrought in your honour. A people will see itself torn apart by your legacy.

This is your destiny. This is my gift to you. I also got you a pack of balloons.
🙈 🙉 🙊
#27
Quote by entity0009
Happy birthday.

You don't receive my present now. But in the distant future, long after you are gone from this earth, people will worship you like a god. They will raise idols to you, crafted in stone torn from the hearts of volcanos. Your name will be passed down through the generations, spoken in awe, pride, and fear. Wars will be fought in your name. Atrocities will be wrought in your honour. A people will see itself torn apart by your legacy.

This is your destiny. This is my gift to you. I also got you a pack of balloons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IIrf_JSuQk
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#28
Quote by CarryMeHome
Happy birthday mane! I got you some advice for your big day: Go back to Jim Halpert. Walter White doesn't suit you.

also thanks for the gift of giving me someone to ban
you're a bro
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
bitch I don't have a waifu
I'm a free agent
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
Quote by Hydra150

how thoughtful :3
is it... hot?


2drunk4reference
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#33
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2drunk4reference

seinfeld's dad, the PDA/Wizard
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Aug 19, 2013,
#37
Have a good day Bryce, I'd come down there and show you a good time if I didn't have work.

Edit: No sexual implications were intended in this post.
Last edited by whoomit at Aug 20, 2013,
#38
Happy birthday hydra

I've prepared a speech for this occasion, "hydra you are like a scottish sean connery"

Thank you
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
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